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Ming Mang Posted May 29, 2001
Or every single way of it happening (infinite amount) has happened/is happening/will happen not necessarily in another dimension, just another universe - a parallel universe if you want to call it that.
Actually, according to a new theory all possible histories could have happened in this universe and we'll never know cos they're happening in bits of the universe that are travelling away from us so fast that no light will reach us from it (??). Or something like that. I'm sure there's a flaw in it somewhere... maybe more than one.
I think you ought to write them all down.
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2001
*grinning inanely*
OK, I've listened to it!!
You are the voice of the Hamster Dance!!!!!
*falls off chair laughing...*
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Chris Tonks Posted May 31, 2001
I'm glad you like it!
Ah-hah! I knew my voice sounded familiar! I tried out various effects by singing (if that's what it is) the lyrics slowly over the tune played at half the speed, and then speeding up the vocals with the song to get the song to normal speed and my voice at a high pitch.
And 'cos it's so difficult to sing slower than usual, I have to do it again to get the vocals just right - you may have noticed a few faults.
Yeah, I'm glad you like it - I thought you would.
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Chris Tonks Posted May 31, 2001
BTW, did you hear type other, much shorter one remixed by someone else?
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2001
Your fingers have a life of their own... don't worry, it happens to me too!
No, I didn't have enough time to download it... and then I wouldn't have had enough time to listen to it either... but I'll try and listen to that too at some point.
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Chris Tonks Posted May 31, 2001
I'll have to keep my fingers under control then!
Sadly, the DJ Average remix isn't finished yet, and the link I posted on the Uncle Jack Medley Page only goes to a snippet of what he's doing, and it's only 6 seconds long. Still great though.
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2001
*grin* I hope you manage it! Mine keep pretending they belong to someone else...
Ack!! I /could/ have listened to it!! D'oh d'oh d'oh!!!!
Gahhhhhhh!
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Chris Tonks Posted May 31, 2001
Hmm...I'd better put the file sizes on the page in case any one else is pressed for time...
*Goes to do it...*
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Chris Tonks Posted May 31, 2001
Life, don't talk to me about Life.
Nah, it's all right really.
Chock-a-block with revision, mind you. I've just been revising Geography on that Bitesize ste. Not too bad actually.
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2001
Oh yeah... the Bitesize site... *rubs hands* Exxxxxcellent, another excuse to stay online!! Cheers!!
So long as it's not too boring anyhow... the science videos we've been forced to watch were /so/ /boring/...
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Chris Tonks Posted May 31, 2001
Science videos - evil and/or boring!
There was one I liked, back in Year 10. It was quite amusing, and was about the Periodic Table. It had all these cartoon-like animated atoms, and featured a disco scene where the atoms would 'bond'! I doubt any other school saw it - our science teacher's just mad!
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Ming Mang Posted May 31, 2001
Was it the one in which *thinks* Chlorine locks Flourine in its roomm because Flourine is the only element more attractive than Chlorine??
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 1, 2001
Yeah, we saw it in Y10 too. I think I spent most of the time we were supposed to be watching it scratching something into the table... either that or figuring out an some anagrams for someone...
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Chris Tonks Posted Jun 1, 2001
Why the sad face? I quite liked the video.
Ah, scratchings on tables. Funny you should mention that - I recently, in class, perfected the best Scratching Stick™ the world has ever known, capable of burying deep into any wood or plastic work surface. It's made out of the pointed end of a pair of compasses.
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Chris Tonks Posted Jun 1, 2001
What the...?! Riiiiight... Please read '™' as the TM symbol.
How strange, it worked in the text box.
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 1, 2001
The sad face cos I didn't like it... but there you go...
OK. *grin* Stranger and stranger... it didn't work in the text box for me...
Isn't that what everyone uses?? Unless they haven't got a pair of compasses... then they use a biro...
So what's so special about your Scratching Stick(TM)?
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Chris Tonks Posted Jun 1, 2001
Ah, see, mine's perfectly crafted to fit between finger and thumb, allowing for maximum precision while scratching.
I've actually sanded away proper dents for my finger and thumb to hold the implement with, and have sharpened the tip to excellence! It scratches deeper than any other tool I've tried!
When you tried the TM symbol in the text box, did you hold the Alt button and press 0153? Curiously enough, that's what I put in, but it came out as a completely different number!
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