h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::ducks::

look out, it's the hunger crazed food addict. don't stand between her and any kind of food!

Thank goodness I've just been fed, or you'd have made a "tasty" treat!

Breakfast in bed tomorrow, Cap'n?

oops, , i wasn't paying attention (as it was impossible for me to be here in time)

am i too late for that now?

Well, yes, you are too late for breakfast in bed, however, you're just in time for "laundry folding and dishwashing"!

Although, I don't know if you want to do that in bed or not...

skip the dishwashing and give us a sponge bath instead, there's a good girl

*reaches into the aquarium to get a fresh sponge, accidentally grabs a sea urchin instead*

Are you ready?

depends...

*click of high heels*

AGB opens the Capn's bedroom door and peers round.

You awake Cap'n?

Your breakfast is here, on the usual silver platter, with the obligatory single red.

It's a fry-up with plenty of to wash it down {too early for }!!! And to finish. I'm chilling a bottle of for those, I might share them with you.

Do you like the outfit I had laundered and starched for the occasion?

*does a twirl*

I remembered my French Maid outfit was your favourite

it suits you just fine. as does the -uniform. and everything else you wear. or don't wear. whichever comes first

a fry-up, eh? that should make the cholesterol in my veins flow again

::eats and washes it down with ::

burp!

I can see that this is going to be a two-sea urchin job!

btw, are sea urchins edible

as it turns out they are!

the words "sea", "urchin" and "recipe" gave me a total of 2.940 hits on google

next question: what do you drink with sea urchin?

probably depends on how you cook, spice and serve them et cetera, i imagine

Hi there, ! Sorry I haven't been here lately! I'll just leave a vat o' for you!

Don't forget to give the sea urchins es - they have feelings too you know!

*grabs another prickley sea urchin and approaches Pierce*

Are you ready yet?

am i ready? are you kidding? i was *born* ready

- - -

shea where have i heard that name before???







hi shea, good to have you back

Here, let me start with the bottom of your feet.

*grabs the first rather largish, very prickley sea urchin, starts to scrub the bottom of Pierce's foot with it. Suddenly the sea urchin, upon seeing the Pierce's foot, starts squealing with a horrified tone in its voice! It leaps out of Michele's hand and back into the aquarium. Where it promptly hides behind a rock, quacking and shivering*



Gee, I wonder what that was all about?

it's just a guess, but

maybe you shouldn't have started with me wooden leg?

I didn't...