h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

boots? i only have one. but yes, since you ask. it is patent. which is a good thing. bacuse otherwise it would be hard to get my foot into it.

it would probably be a lot easier to get my

Wow ...



Imagine what sorts of things Pierce can do!

Well, he certainly is limber isn't he?

If he has a wooden leg, then isn't he lumber?

Good question! Pierce?

it's made of gum tree

Funny, I thought it was made out of a rubber tree...

So *that's* where they get them!

i'm allergic to rubber

Are you enjoying the ??

i was

and formula 1

and le tour de france

and le

- but the car i had borrowed broke down far from home so i missed the first 34 minutes of the . today we'll see how much that'll cost me

but at least two germans showed skills yesterday (the coach of the greek team, otto rehagel, and the ref, markus merk) so the finals were not a total turn down for me

(i take it you still remember i'm a 'borderline kraut'?)

*fans around a bit, just in case *

i've been fanning around a little myself. in RL. sort of re-arranging the dust in my house, capiche?

I guess the dust in Denmark must be very upset thse days.

I'm sure it's very confused by now. It doesn't know whether or not Pierce wants it in or out, sitting quietly on a shelf or saily gleefully through the air!

:: sings dust my s ::

if i could i would try to persuade the dust to stay out of my house alltoghether always forever in the whole world!

or something

So what you're saying is that you would discriminate against the poor little dust particles, forcing them out into the cold cruel world, where they have no option but to be assimiliated by the "dirt"???



I just never expected this type of behavior from you Pierce, no,no... don't say anymore. I can't stay in an environment where something so simple, so small and delicate as a dust particle is treated so poorly.

I'm sorry Pierce, but it's over. There can never be anything between us now, we have nothing in common...

Sorry!

I was forced to stay home while the repairman replaced a sliding glass door to our patio. And the only thing on TV while I was waiting was soap operas.

I don't thiink they had any effect on me though...

::puts some borderline kraut on a knish::

Enjoy!

what are you doing up this time of night?