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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Olde saying:- Eat more beans! britain needs the gas smiley - biggrin

or! Save gas! Fart in a jar!

Yiked or what ? I don't care! it's Christmas time smiley - rofl


The Bar 4 Sportsmen and Women - the healthiest place to be at this coronavirus pandemic

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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


Watch out for sources of ignition. Using fabric as a flame diffuser eventually burns out the seams of your boxershort. (Or so I've heard from someone who tried)


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Due to the unfortunate "hiccups" within Hootoo at the moment - ie; the "minus" readingof posts etcsmiley - sadface

Drinks in this bar are now being served in double measures! (all free as per of course)

Don't try to workout what is the issue, because there are many working in the "back office" putting many hours of time insmiley - hug in resolving this problemsmiley - hug

Just drink!!!! HIC!!!!


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Reality Manipulator

I'll have a pint of organically produced Scrumpy cidersmiley - cidersmiley - cider whilst listening to I am a cider drinker song smiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnote and a few Sea Shanties smiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnote


The Bar 4 Sportsmen and Women - the healthiest place to be at this coronavirus pandemic

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

This is the only pub/bar in the entire world!

That doesn’t have a "last orders/closing time"

Drink here as long as you want or until you drop!! smiley - rofl


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