h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Simba does not drink milk but only drinks water. I tried him with cats milk but he would not drink it.

Cats are! it's! Hey human, I'll do what I want to do and if I don't like it, tough!

Mam had a cat = our Spud!I named him
and my sister has one as well

CALLING all regular clientèle and visiting customers!
This is one of the only pubs/bars on the planet where the covid 19 virus CAN NOT enter or infect those within here

SO! Call in, have a drink and a natter have a game of darts ? pool ? even have a packet of flavoured
We're open all hours

Please can I have several pints of home brew real ale for me and Deadpool.

In THIS bar you can get drinks that will knock your head offand make an hangover last at least 3 days

I know I did that in the mid 1970'smy stomach even rejected juice for 4 days

http//www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-56507834

A Yorkshire version of a lamb'orghini

oops! =

Just in case our regulars to this imbibing establishment are unaware ?
The corona virus pandemic is basically over!!!

SO!!! The first drink is on the house ok!....

I will have a pint of and an extra large , please.

Hi sweetheart! hows things ?

Hello Prof,



Since the last time I posted, I have put my name on the council housing list and to do that I need to fill an online form which I did online and then provide ID evidence with the help of Amie my support worker/carer but did not have a driver's licence or passport so I used blue badge so when anyone who takes me in their car they can get disabled parking but it was not accepted. I then was given a link to get a citizen's card which I applied and got and then Amie took a photo of it and then was sent with the my online housing form which was accepted. My council flat is not disability friendly and I have problems getting around the flat and getting and out of the flat as there is no entrance ramp as the council won't put a ramp in and I was told that I should have known when I accepted the flat that in the future that mobility would have worsened. I am looking to enter local sheltered housing in South Ockendon and I hope that I will have moved into a sheltered complex, by this time next year.

I have been attending an afternoon tea and 50's to the 70's music to dance to the New Beginnings group at Tilbury Banqueting Hall which is held every 6 weeks, the next one will be in June. I have also been attending the monthly neurodivergent share and care group in South Ockendon, which is a monthly group. I am the autism champion for Thurrock.

I have had the front garden improved and have a pond with three pond plants that attract pollinating insects and it is surrounded with large bricks and stones. I will be getting some tadpoles to put in my pond next month.

I have been to the cinema to see Puss in Boots: The last wish at the Thurrock Vue cinema. I was wanting to see Shazam: Fury of the Gods but it had been pulled. I have visited the Rainham RSPB reserve which is on the border of Purfleet and Rainham.

My sisters and I will be going on a four day holiday at a holiday caravan park on the Mersea Island in Essex.

Love! I hope that you can find/get a home/accommodation that fills everything you need
You deserve the best flower!
PJ, my son is in a ground-floor "bungalow" type placethat he got after he broke his neck and became wheelchair bound as such

Over the "years" I've had to reinstall various "window's" because of "hiccups"
BUT! This time my pc/windows etc went screwy is because my hard drive decided to die on me
That! Cost me ££'s to have a new hard drive fitted

The boring part is:- having to reinstall all my programs and stuff once more

I need a drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever the cost of living is in various countries of the world and as we know, is constantly going up in price etc

THIS bar/pub! Will always be the cheapest place in the world to have a drink in!!!!

BUT! We do charge for and peanuts etc

Prof could you please serve me a pint of organic , 4 organic salt beef bagel with pickles.

Sweetheart! If I had the power I'd serve you with anything you'd want

It's what friends do

The price of everything going up(in the world) due to many "excuses etc"

Yet! This is still the cheapest pub/bar in the world!
Co's it costs nowt t'get a drink or a etc here!

and "we" still don't get clientele dropping in for a drink or two ???

To get customers in!!!

This pub will lower it's standards we'll even serve non alcohol drinks

Like hell we will

I would like to have ++flavoured all added to a mocha chocolate coffee . I would like to have four doughnuts filled with raspberry jam and covered in granulated sugar.

Four without any pink icing and to be covered in granulated sugar and filled with raspberry jam.