h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you Prof, yes please can I have tomato sauce in a small dish.

Simba is lying on my bed now all curled up.

Kat! If I had the power sweetheart(and money)

1 - I'd love to meet you for real, as also in some other hootoo friends I'd still like to meet

and as my name! Animal implies animals come first
So Simba would be presented with treats from me..

Prof you would be rewarded by Simba as he will gently purr at you while rubbing his head on your arms or legs. He also comes to me and gently nudges me with his paw when he wants anything.

Kat, with NO disrespect to all my human friends/relations

Over the years, my 3 best friends in life, were our male golden lab' in the 1980's(Chris) my female cockatiel Scooby (2000 ish) and my mam's Spud (named by me) (2000/10 ish) a Persian Blue

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55170329

NOT good news Stay as safe as possible, at all costs ok!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltjBT_TuUVA

clever of someone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDkCOJO3pc

It is the same with me as I am able to talk to my animal friends even bees and spiders. Sometimes I even talk to a visiting fox who never stays long.

One thing I do is recite puns and poetry to Simba and other times we having a winking/blinking competition.

Jock our dear Terrier/Dalmatian cross breed would regularly wink at me and would bark whenever the telephone rang.

Brilliant compilation of Christmas covid parody songs, it would make a great LP or DVD.

I also love the Beauty and Beast wear a mask song.

"Sometimes I even talk to a visiting fox who never stays long"
Many people sweetheart, never have that opportunity of wildlife visiting them
I'm jealous for one

I lived in a semi rural area and I have yet to see an owl and bat. I have once seen a hedgehog which was two years ago, I was having a sleepless night when I got up and passed the door (it has around 2 am) where I saw the hedgehog in my back door covered porch area.

I still have contact (email) with Websailor She still looks after the wildlife that visits her garden
But life's issues take presidents and that's why the good lady as not been in hootoo for a good while

Regarding coronavirus etc!

Common sense is like deodorant!
Those that need it!
Don't use it!

My favourite deodorant is made from lavender oil. I have lavender oil that I put in my bath, along with lavender bath salts and lavender bubble bath. Even Simba's cat litter has a lavender fragrance to it.

I use an aftershave called "essence of giraffe"

smells like sh---it! but you feel 6ft tall

Why rub alcohol sanitizer on your hands, when drinking itreaches ALL your body to protect against infections!











ALL!

I saw three ships come a sailing in, on xmas day in the morning...

??? Boy I must have been way drunk, we are 70 mile inland

The morning and early afternoon has been sunny and Simba has been enjoying the sunshine in the garden. He always greets with a meow and then winks at me.

Bringing a into the bar is he over 18yrs, otherwise no ale only milk

Prof, my cat Simba is 77 years of age in cat years. He is sleeping on my bed, near my pillow.