h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And pickle slices.

The chef's in the :- The Bar 4 Sportsmen and Women.

Can do every meal etc whatsoever 110% better than chefs in the top world restaurants etc

Because in Hootoo's BarWe can do the impossible

Do you have to state which sport before ordering?

I would state cricket and rugby.

My list would include rowing and hiking. (does competitive sleeping count?)

Playing cricket or tennis is known to make it rain. I wonder what sport would make it snow.

The only "sport" in this bar is! The sport of lifting a glass to the mouth, or a knife and fork to enable food to get to the mouth

"we're NOT a fitness" place Just for socialising

That one litre beer stein (filled with ginger infusion) is so heavy that it counts as sport. I sometimes have to change hands to avoid overloading.

ginger in any drink = yuk and yuk

Black pudding!

Black pudding is a distinct national type of blood sausage originating in the United Kingdom!

Uz up north it's a rait food Goes with many other foods

As it is or fried

I do sort of like it.

and black pudding

The staple of British health food. (topped off with chocolate covered flapjacks)

I can understand those that are "veggies" etc

But! "mankind" was "given" teeth to chew/rip/crunch etc - we are carnivores

A mouth full of molars ie: cows/horses etc are veggies

So that's why I lost some. Sugar = vegetable.

I've only 8 teeth leftall on bottom jaw, I miss pork scratchings and a good chomp at spare ribs

BUT! I can suck chips

I also truly miss playing my jaws harp Yah need teeth top and bottom for that

Sounds dangerous. It might bite you back.

A Yorkshireman can still bite hard, even if no teeth!

We eat 6ins nails and spit out tin-tacks

Due to the soaring gas prices etc

HOT toddies etc, prices per drink might have to go up

BUT! As THIS bar ain't covered by stuff like that hot toddies are still free, as every other drink is.........

If we have to pay for gas, we may have to start eating more beans and invent some contraption to capture the gas.

But a Port for lubricating the vocal chords will do nicely... Lots of upcoming Caroling to think of.