h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.

Mr Gardener the gardener works over-thyme in his herb garden before he decides it is time to cummin.

Don’t expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.

"What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."

the vicar was religious, lettuce pray

A psychologist was called to the Serengeti because there were a lot of gnu-rotic animals there.

When he got there, he was told that he got his information from someone who was lion.

He stayed on as a marriage counselor to a couple. The wife said the husband was a cheetah.

If you want to buy a hose you might go on a shopping spray.

A bird of prey would regularly prey and meditate before going on a hunt.

Are evil wildebeests bad gnus?

After that poisonous snake struck at me in the Arizona Desert I was really rattled.

The king of boasts for a zoo was a lion named Aurora.

I knew I had gone too far when I cheated the convicted gem smuggler. I had crossed the ruby con.

Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

The leopard was so good at guessing. Every time he was spot on.

The historian loves reading about bobcats. They are lynx to the past.

Coming to this thread is as good as going on a shop-pun spree.

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