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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 16, 2014
You could hardly hear my gun when I pulled the trigger. I think it was gun-shy.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 16, 2014
howitzer going then, by car or bus
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2014
If word processing a presentation about guns -- be sure to know how to use bullets.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2014
A speaker at the firearms convention had to rifle through his notes.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2014
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 16, 2014
Did you hear about the farmer whose field ran along a highway? He petitioned the highway department to put a "Yield" sign by the road so his crops would be better.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 16, 2014
yield have to shout louder, I can't hear for the traffic
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 17, 2014
Yes, but there's always a lot of traffic in Road Island.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 17, 2014
plus loads of motorola's on garden lawns
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 17, 2014
I went to visit my cousin in Port Au Prince and saw that she was upset about rising gasoline prices: Aghast Haitian at a gas station.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 17, 2014
A mumbling grain farmer can barley be understood. Give him a rye look.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 17, 2014
An apple farmer with poor yields has to get to the core of the problem.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 17, 2014
Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 17, 2014
If Hawaii was criss-crossed with many highways, some people might think of it as a road island.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 17, 2014
Even on Easter Island, most folks would rather croon an oldie than Rapa Nui.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 17, 2014
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 17, 2014
By a strange combination of odd coincidences was apprehended by the immigration authorities oh-pun entering Australian air space and interned as an illegal immigrant on Christmas Island. Not even coal in Tony Abbots sock this year
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 17, 2014
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 18, 2014
The farmer's son went to the city to try his luck, but the only job he could find was in a shoe store. The farmer makes hay while the son shines.
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