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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 14, 2014
If you ride a bus you have to pay your fare share.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 14, 2014
No yelling on weekdays if you eat my dessert, but I scream Sunday.
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Herenna - southpaw for now Posted Sep 14, 2014
No need to be soy about the sauce here, just ketchup if you've got the bottle and you might avoid a tabasco.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 14, 2014
Feline fashion models walk down the catwalk showing off their latest designs.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 14, 2014
Would a wardrobe malfunction be catastrophic?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 14, 2014
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 14, 2014
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 14, 2014
The cats of Cat's Common in Norfolk wear catsuit leotards whenever they make cat calls on the telephone so that they can catchup on the latest gossip on the celebrity cat fights.
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Herenna - southpaw for now Posted Sep 14, 2014
Are there caterwauls around the cat fights?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 14, 2014
I threw 6 cats over the wall using a rubber band, it was a catapult
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 14, 2014
My dog jumped over wall after them. Doggone!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 15, 2014
it must have been a springer spaniel then
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Herenna - southpaw for now Posted Sep 15, 2014
That pesky guard dog yesterday steals any food left out. Still what can you expect from a doberman pinscher?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 15, 2014
Culd you ask the neighbors to collie you when the dog is on the loose?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 15, 2014
I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir. Now it's catatonic.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 15, 2014
The cat would not give up. It purred severe.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 15, 2014
A recent genetic hybrid of a dog and a mirror has given geneticists pause for reflection.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 15, 2014
The medical term for owning too many dogs? A roverdose.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 15, 2014
I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 15, 2014
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