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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2014
Popeye came back as a pig. I ham what I ham.
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ITIWBS Posted Sep 6, 2014
A lawyer appearing on behalf of two co-defendants, pled "Guilty and Not Guilty".
Asked for a clarification, he responded, "I mean two pleas.".
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 7, 2014
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2014
I don't carrot all about vegetables.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 7, 2014
On my chicken farm, I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn, but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts - they are on higher perches.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 7, 2014
An inspirational message on a sign outside of a coal mine said 'Keep Adit!'.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 7, 2014
When looking for diggers an oil company's last task is a farewell bid on a fair well bid.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 7, 2014
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 7, 2014
Where do peas have their sight tested? In an iPod.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 7, 2014
He put an orange in his boxing glove so he could have a fruit punch.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 7, 2014
constable Broth said Irish stew in the name of the law
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2014
Tiger Woods packed his golf clubs and scuba diving gear because he was going to compete in a big tunament.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 8, 2014
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 8, 2014
he said don't take offence, so I took his gate
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 8, 2014
The lazy musician was told to shake allegro or make himself scherzo.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 8, 2014
For a fencer to admit that he's been foiled is a hard thing touche.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 9, 2014
Queen Elizabeth the First had someone to give her lessons, and also someone to teach her to play the flute. So, the last Tudor had a tutor and a tooter.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 9, 2014
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