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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 4, 2014
Did you hear about the musician who used a clarinet when he went fishing?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2014
The Brandybuck buccaneers bucked the trend by refusing to go bare foot and now they wear boots with buckles. They have now buckled down to producing their new range of waterproof boots for the Stoor hobbits when ever the fields and roads are muddy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2014
What was the leader of Russia's favourite food? Czardines!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2014
Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2014
I have invented crockery that comes to me when I whistle. My cup runneth over.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2014
Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2014
I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals. I decided it was time to gopher baroque.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2014
If you spend too long commuting every day half your job is line dancing and brake dancing.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2014
In a Scandinavian race the last Lapp crossed the Finnish line.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 4, 2014
the orchestra dug for coal, they were in the pits
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 4, 2014
Did John Pitt invent the pendulum?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 5, 2014
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 5, 2014
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 5, 2014
I gnu there was something fishy about the african medicine man when the potion he gave me made me see zebras with horisontal stripes
The cheetah even made me pay twice for it
It was a tusk getting my back
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2014
They're talking about putting in an elanding strip in the Serengeti.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 6, 2014
Like this, you mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uzhxQAj_PM
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 6, 2014
I had short cut Serengeti on toast, but still prefer beans
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Sep 6, 2014
I believe the chef's been arrested for cooking the books.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2014
The chef's recipe for haricots is considered passé nowadays. He's a has-bean.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 6, 2014
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