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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 22, 2014
I curried favour with a local firm of kitchen designer and builders and was visited by Angelica, Basil, Rosemary, Myrtle, Dill and Lavender about my new kitchen extension which will have several pantries and larders. They are in mint condition and this is where I have a special section for herbs and spices. I was given sage advice about growing my herbs and spices and the best way of storing them from my neighbour Nigella.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 22, 2014
I relaxed with a cup of tea and a few Ginger nut snaps as I looked out of my Bay window watching the autumn leaves fall of my trees and bushes as I leafed through my recipe book for ideas for Savory dishes listening to a CD of the Spice girls songs.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 22, 2014
Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 22, 2014
The stove cleaner was so worried about the front grill that he put everything else on the back burner.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 22, 2014
The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 23, 2014
The parsley grows sparsely in my garden
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 23, 2014
takes sage's without fertiliser
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 23, 2014
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The very wise wizard's vision was washed away with wine:
"I could have drawn it on a white board", he said.
"But I'd prefer to be drowned in white port"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 23, 2014
My herb garden has been growing very slowly. It takes sages to get it growing.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 23, 2014
doughnut talk to me about food, I'm on a diet
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 24, 2014
Josh caused his a stir with his oriental stir fry meal by adding Rogan Josh powder to it and he added orange zest to it as wanted more zest in his life.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 24, 2014
On the Isle of Mull, the folk would mull over their health problems over a few glasses of mulled ale and going over local traditional remedies for their winter ale-ments.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 24, 2014
zest a minute, it's too costly to go to beer ritz
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 24, 2014
Do waiters who serve veggie soup like tips? Yes, they accept gratatouille-ties.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 24, 2014
What fruit feels like a boulder when you pick it up? The palm-o-granite!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 24, 2014
The prospective chef was turned down for a cooking job – because he didn't have the right skillet set. So he ended up smoking pot, panhandling in an alley, and chasing after spoon-tang.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 25, 2014
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 25, 2014
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 25, 2014
A guy swallowed a spoon and found he couldn't stir.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 25, 2014
I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils. I said, 'Oh ye of ladle faith.'
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