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Post 24561

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I have a car boot that is filled with my gardening boots and carbuncle stones which I will use for my garden ornaments.


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Post 24562

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

car boot! = english
car trunk! = American
car sandle! = hippy


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Post 24563

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What’s the fastest fast food?
A: Lamb-burger-inis.


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Post 24564

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.


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Post 24565

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What was the fairy tale writer’s favourite French seafood dish?
Poisson boots.


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Post 24566

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Post 24564

That is brilliant Katsmiley - hug I smiley - love you flowersmiley - smiley"keep 'em up"

smiley - smiley


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Post 24567

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.


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Post 24568

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Thanks Prof smiley - oksmiley - magicsmiley - biggrin


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Post 24569

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - smoochsmiley - hug

tusk another last night out on the town..


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Post 24570

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Q: How did the dwarves cut the Arkenstone?

A: They used an Arkansas

smiley - pirate


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Post 24571

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Now I know why so many Republican presidents came from Taxsaws.

(Eat my ribs, no more taxis!)


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Post 24572

paulh. Everyone is a critic!

He made a living by stuffing animals. He didn't drive, so he want everywhere by hiring a cab. He was a taxidermist.


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Post 24573

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

taxidermist, trying to see one in fog smiley - erm


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Post 24574

paulh. Everyone is a critic!

At midnight, Cinderella lost her transportation, because her coach turned back into a pumpkin. But the Fairy Godmother sent a taxicabbage to pick her up.


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Post 24575

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Plinket E. Plonk was an okay banjo player, but Sousa blew him right away

smiley - pirate


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Post 24576

paulh. Everyone is a critic!

John Philip Sousa had a brother who was a lawyer. It was said of him, "He Sousa lot!"


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Post 24577

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I would only eat dim sum snacks during the dimmest part of the solar minimum cycle when the sun is at it is dimmest.


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Post 24578

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

S.S.R Agent Daniel Sousa would play the sousaphone to impress Agent Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis.


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Post 24579

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The taxidermist took a taxi cab to go to the organic vintners to buy a case of Cabernet sauvignon wine.


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Post 24580

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I have a spring in my step whenever I feel like a spring chicken. I am full of the joys of spring which springs me into action to provide a habitat for nature to thrive in my back garden that helps nature to sing.


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