h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a car boot that is filled with my gardening boots and carbuncle stones which I will use for my garden ornaments.

car boot! = english
car trunk! = American
car sandle! = hippy

What’s the fastest fast food?
A: Lamb-burger-inis.

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

What was the fairy tale writer’s favourite French seafood dish?
Poisson boots.

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That is brilliant Kat I you flower"keep 'em up"

I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.

Thanks Prof

tusk another last night out on the town..

Q: How did the dwarves cut the Arkenstone?

A: They used an Arkansas

Now I know why so many Republican presidents came from Taxsaws.

(Eat my ribs, no more taxis!)

He made a living by stuffing animals. He didn't drive, so he want everywhere by hiring a cab. He was a taxidermist.

taxidermist, trying to see one in fog

At midnight, Cinderella lost her transportation, because her coach turned back into a pumpkin. But the Fairy Godmother sent a taxicabbage to pick her up.

Plinket E. Plonk was an okay banjo player, but Sousa blew him right away

John Philip Sousa had a brother who was a lawyer. It was said of him, "He Sousa lot!"

I would only eat dim sum snacks during the dimmest part of the solar minimum cycle when the sun is at it is dimmest.

S.S.R Agent Daniel Sousa would play the sousaphone to impress Agent Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis.

The taxidermist took a taxi cab to go to the organic vintners to buy a case of Cabernet sauvignon wine.

I have a spring in my step whenever I feel like a spring chicken. I am full of the joys of spring which springs me into action to provide a habitat for nature to thrive in my back garden that helps nature to sing.