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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2019
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 2, 2019
I started to panic when the pan-fried pancakes did not pan out.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 2, 2019
I used to enjoy water polo, until my drowned. After that, I tried riding dolphins. This was no accident. I did it on porpoise.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 2, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 3, 2019
Just don't try to eat a hammer sandwich. You'd need strong teeth for that.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 3, 2019
The weather forecaster has a Spanish breed of horses which had a beautiful manes and wore dressed with magnificent plume on their heads. When the weather forecaster took part in dressage it was during a Spanish Plume which brought warm weather.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 3, 2019
If you predict the weather, but you are wrong 25% of the time, does that mean you are a threecaster?
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 4, 2019
Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet. They called it their Pawed Cast.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 4, 2019
That last post was doggone clever.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 4, 2019
( Paul)
Kay the news hound always had a nose for finding a source for a good news story and with dogged determination would always purse a new lead for local news that over newspapers would overlook and ignore. When she was not at work, she would be tending to her garden where she grew a number of wildlife friendly plants that included the dog rose, dog violet and the dog wood. Her reputation in creating the most nature friendly wildlife haven in her back garden grew throughout the county. This inspired her to give advice on how people could do this same thing in their garden. One week, she had all plants that were called dog.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 4, 2019
I was kitten about that
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 4, 2019
he asked why does that man have a squashed can in-between his bread ?
he always asks for a beercan sarnie
(bacon sandwich)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 5, 2019
If it's a can of pumpkin, he can throw it up in the air. It will come down with a squash.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 5, 2019
At night you can hear the salmon singing.
What do they sing?
"Salmon chant in evening."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 6, 2019
As I walked down the street, I got a sense of deja vu. This was logical, since I was on the Avenue Beenhere before.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 7, 2019
Bees are beesotted about their favourite flowers lavender and marjoram.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 7, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 7, 2019
My father changed the name of the street we lived on. When I got behind in my chores, he named it Avenue Mowedthe Lawnyet?
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted May 8, 2019
No, I'm relaxing in Diddedishes Park.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 8, 2019
park park! a dog with a lisp..
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