h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When Christopher Robin visited an Indian reservation, he took Poohcahontas with him.

James Stewart was not fond of the pooka hunters

all bears pooh

When they aren't in the mood to be truthful, they're apt to tell bearfaced lies.

I prefer the sight of a bear cub to a bare cop

Bambi got a starring role in a new play, but the play flopped. He got stag fright.

Bambi got a shock when he visited a taxidermist and saw Mummy Deer

Who got revenge on the taxidermist? Bambo, that's who!

it also dances,the labambi

When Bambi gets up in the morning, he writes his to-doe list.

they called him Bambi, because deer John didn't seem right

men wear coats, potatoes wear jackets

Whoever served the wine at the Sheepwash bank bankers banquet did a pour job.

I made an offal missteak when I over cooked the fore-rib steak and I made the liver taste offal by boiling it.

The Board of Directors put their notice of the next board meeting on the notice board. To make sure people took notice of the board meeting notice they would come with a large cardboard placard and walk up and down in front of the notice board shouting about the next board meeting.

Simba, my cat would not give up. Simba purred severed and then he pawsed for thought.

Jack prepared baked jacket potatoes when wearing his best tweed jacket for his friend Jackie who still read Jackie magazines.

I am looking for a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I am looking for the most bank for my buck.

I went to Scone village in Scotland where I stopped at a tea shop for tea and fruit scones.

I only drink because Marx taught us, that all proper is theft