h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cornelius Fudge would always fudge difficult decisions and would comfort himself by eating tablets of rum flavoured fudge. He also was very fond of telling corny jokes to his colleagues.

When they recycle Charlton Heston into Soylent Green it will undoubtedly become ham

You must have gotten that prediction form a Seuss-sayer

Someone let the cat out of the hat?

Yes, they did. It happened on Mulberry Street.

Was it Schrödinger's hat

Schrödinger's didgeridoo or din't doo

The psychiatrist lived in a very poor neighborhood. he could only get customers by charging very little, so he worked a second job as a window washer. Sometimes he got mixed during sessions and said, "I feel your pane."

aglass it was washout

Padraig lived in a plush pad where he would take notes on his notepad about his time working as a nature reservist on the Isle of Craig.

On a moonlight, we walked to the Sheepwash bank in the nature reserve near by the half moon inn. We looked up to the half moon as we sat outside the half moon inn as we saw the a flight of geese fly over the Wash. As we drank jugs of organic mead and real ale, we began to dance and sing the Nord mead song and the ale drinking song "there is a merry inn". This attracted a flock of sheep from a nearby field, to the amusement of the singers.

When Rose, rose from bed after a deep sleep, she would always put on a pair of rose-tinted glasses . After breakfast she would go outside to inspect her rose bed where she would stop and smell the roses. She would tell her neighbours that everything is coming up roses and her life is a bed of roses. Rose's favourite rock band was Guns and Roses, and whenever she went to their concerts she would give Axl Rose, a large bouquet of roses which she picked from her garden.

In Ware in Hertfordshire, I had the window of opportunity to train to become an expert in Windows software which I took.

In the month of March when I took part in a marching band, I would march to the beat of a different drum than my own. I would drum up support for the marching band by beating the drum for our marching band.

JUNE said she MAY, but APRIL said she'd NOVEMBER'ed not in JANUARY, it's too cold

I'm sure you've told the truth. Otherwise I'd have to ask if July.

JUNEver know. AUGUST MAY be MARCHing to a different drum

August of wind may blow me away this summer.

Sunbathers are heliotropes.

A 'dandelion' is a well dressed big cat.