h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sheldon watched the Whooper swan whoop with delight when the Shelduck ducked and dived in front of Sheldon.

I saw the ball coming right at me. That's swan I ducked.

We repair what your husband fixed said the plumber

She thought she saw a demon - but it was only a dev-il-lusion

The ancient Greeks did not believe in the per se, but they did embrace Hell-enism.

If your red blood cell cont is down, you need to take iron tablets. With friends like that, who needs anemias?

I'm on iron tabletsbut I keep falling off them

Try storing them under your pill-ow.

moses carried his tablets with him

They've been revised. They're the Ten Amendments.

My cousin became pregnant in her early forties. She could find no one to help with the birthing process. She was having a midwife crisis.

The day after I had my hair cropped I was making bean soup in the kitchen wearing my cropped top and cropped jeans. I was near the kitchen window looking out to my back garden when I saw a bean goose wearing a t-shirt with bean there, done that, got the t-shirt. I went out with some beans, potatoes and other crops for the bean goose to feed on which the bean goose was happy to feed on.

The pink-footed was in the pink and would be quite sociable with other geese. They love to go socialise at geese socials and were quite light-footed where they live in Norfolk near the wash where they have their daily wash as they like to keep themselves clean.

When the greylag goose flies over, time seems to lag. The greylag goose banishes the greyness of the day.

Barney saw the barnacle goose fly over his barn looking for buttercups and daisies and other plants which was growing in his garden for the barnacle goose to feed on. Barney had two guernsey cows one called Buttercup and the other one is called Daisy.

The pink-footed goose was in the pink and would be quite sociable with other geese. The pink-footed goose loved to go and socialise at geese socials and the pink-footed goose was quite light-footed with the other pink-footed geese where they live in Norfolk near the wash where the pink-footed geese have their daily wash as they like to keep themselves clean.

The Egyptian goose walks like an Egyptian which my friend Brent saw one day. Brent has even seen a Brent goose fly over Brent in London.

I went on a wild goose chase to see if I could see a flock of wild geese fly in a V formation when the sun was setting over the sea.

In late autumn the swans swanned off as the sunset and I heard the swans sing their swan song to the dying embers of autumn.

At the Swan ballet, the swans sang their swan song.