h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now that my garden is filling up with carnivorous plants, I have to be careful not to get close to the hostile lilies.

I held my breath, but it keep sliding through my fingers

Doctor Otto Focus represented the squintesssence of bad optometry.

The tree that was creating energy was transformed into a power-plant.

Did you hear about the people who got their fingers stuck in their computer? They were trying to insert their thumb drives.

I am struggling to catch my breath while I am struggling to my breadth.

I caught my breath, but I've nothing to keep it in ?

Some artists have more talent than others, but all of them can draw breath.

in the early 1970's I used to draw the dole

(unemployment benefit)

Pineapple workers are familiar with the Dole.

If the Norwegian Blue is pining for the fjords, what are pining for?

Q: What do you call a person who abuses oxycodone?

A: Oxymoron

It was a windy day when I breezed through my shopping but this made loose my breath. The sight of the gathering storm took my breath away.

The Velvet Fog ushered in Torme weather.

You can hear more dogs barking in Barking and on the Isles of Dogs than anywhere in the UK.

I am not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks. One of them is not being able to get my arrow to hit the target as I lose my aim and drop the arrow.

motorway, airway, way is best ?

When the show was over, Art Cherry moved to the front of the stage and took a bow.

the violinist tried to straddle his various

"I imagine that you're about to drink to excess."

"Might as well. I've drunk to just about everything else."