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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 23, 2017
Mildred Millwright who was more than the usual run of the mill Millwright as she was know for her avant-garde windmills which she designed and built to order.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2017
Dornier know ? but Zeppelin might
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 24, 2017
I couldn't use my bicycle because it was too tired [two-tired]
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 24, 2017
Cecil B DeMille's son was so mediocre that his nickname was Run Of.
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Icy North Posted Jul 24, 2017
I read today that Heston Blumenthal bubbled nitrous oxide through his gravy, and now he's a laughing stock.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 24, 2017
I think they should pass a law requiring that oxides be yoked.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 24, 2017
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2017
The farmers of the village of Stock, who have well stocked larders full of home produce and where their livestock are very well looked after and fed by using only the best organic produce.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 25, 2017
I buy celery at the stalk market
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 27, 2017
My attempt to start a street market selling produce from the local Essex and Kent orchards proved to be fruitile.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 27, 2017
Picket the bowtruckle was very picky with his food and would only eat the freshest of fairy eggs. He was very popular and would give a bow when he did demonstrated the way he picked locks.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 27, 2017
Arney avoided County Kerry. He worried that we wouldn't get out of Killarney alive.
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ITIWBS Posted Jul 27, 2017
I was watching a TV movie recently, dramatizing the saga of Billy the Kid and the Lincoln County (New Mexico) "War", featuring a cast of performers who were at the time the film was originally made new to the western movies genre, epic entitled: "The YoungG 'uns".
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 28, 2017
Even Carl was Jung once.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 28, 2017
Carl say gar and stop saying haddock!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 1, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 1, 2017
Looks like one of them is sty-mied.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 1, 2017
The butcher with leftover bits of carcasses was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort, it was offally hard work. Except for oxtails, I do not like most offal because it tastes offal.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 1, 2017
Rather than get dismissed at the borscht factory, I beet them to it by telling them to take their job and schav it.
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