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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 8, 2017
you're about to drink to excess, but the barman says I was about to much ?
Excess ? Much ? which town am I in then ?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 9, 2017
On cooking shows, there is a little margerine of error.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 9, 2017
Near the Kissing gate entrance to the Anglican church, archaeologists and the geophysicists recently found an ancient Kisst (Kist or Cist) burial.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 9, 2017
I discovered that existence is no more than a never ending circle in a roundabout way.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 9, 2017
The part time violinist who also worked as an accountant was known to fiddle the books.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 9, 2017
There have been calls from customers of Royal Mail to stamp out excessive prices as it does not give gold plated royal standard postal services.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 9, 2017
When Beetrix (Beatrix) the Bee-keeper moved into town she quite a buzz.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 9, 2017
The drunk went to the barbershop and said, "Take a little of the tope."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2017
Hive never heard that joke before.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 10, 2017
Some flower jokes are just a-pollen.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 10, 2017
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2017
When a new bee keeper moves house and brings in new hives to her garden, she has a hives warming party.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2017
At the picnic where everyone was having organic cold meats and salad. The vicar commenced the picnic with lettuce pray.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2017
Rose-Marie has developed a fear of roses is a thorny issue, even with the smaller Marie-Jeanne rose. Her garden produces the best roses in the whole country as she always rose to the occasion. She does not know where it stems from but it seems likely she'll be stuck with it.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 11, 2017
If roses get sucked into a tornado, do they exhibit centripetal force?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2017
Why don't automobiles eat at vegan restaurants?
because they're car-nivores.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 12, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2017
After Nixon resigned, our president was a Ford, not a Lincoln.
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