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Peter aka Krans Posted Apr 30, 2002
NOTICE TO MERCENARIES
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I've just posted a notice on our real forum.
Please read & comply.
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 1, 2002
*reads and complies* Have you informed the guilty parties? *channel-surfs*
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Peter aka Krans Posted May 1, 2002
No, I haven't. But it's perfectly obvious what I mean if you read some our latest encounters with the individual concerned...
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 1, 2002
I'm sorry about N'kai, people, but I've got a job for ya'...
I want you to take this bomb, and put it in Red Dog's bedroom (or wherever he'll be a lot) and detonate it. It won't blow up, as such, but it will release a scent that smells of cats! It'll last for 24 hours at least! Can you do that for me?
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Robert Posted May 1, 2002
*looks at the personal page of the previously discussed person*
I still can't see anything wrong.
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 1, 2002
Please conduct all business dealings in the Negotiations forum, this is, as above mentioned, the Mercenary Lounge. We like our privacy...
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 3, 2002
Well, when a place becomes a Mercenary Lounge, it becomes Mercenaries ONLY... Negotiations is where negotiations are to take place...
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 6, 2002
SHSS lobby. We have one here, nicer, but I assumed you wanted the public one.
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 6, 2002
Wargamer, we accept the mission. The price comes to:
Infiltration: .25mil
Core Infil: .25mil
Item Dropping: .5mil
Retaliation: .75mil
Tax, Liscense to Kill and Registration: *3
5.25 million credits please.
*accepts the bomb and the credits*
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Peter aka Krans Posted May 6, 2002
Okay - you've got the job, CV, so go and do it. We don't need the whole team for this one...
...but if you get into trouble, yell and we'll come running.
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Robert Posted May 6, 2002
I'll go with him, if only because I've got nothing better to do that cover his a$s and play practical jokes on him (which is a habit I'm trying to give up ).
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 7, 2002
I'm in the ACF War Communiques thread if you want to watch some dogs chase after cat scent with no cat at the end of the trail. And I think I can handle the ACF...
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Robert Posted May 7, 2002
*heads to the ACF despite Venom's protests of competence*
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 8, 2002
*a holo appears, of CV with the ACF HQ in the background* Guys, I suggest you don't come here. The place reeks of cat smell, so bad that I can't stand it. Those backup packs were overcalibrated. But FYI, mission accomplished. I should be in hyperspace when you get this message. *the holo fades out*
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Robert Posted May 9, 2002
*walks back in, having been decontaminated so he doesn't smell of cat urine*
Anyone knows where Venom is? I've got a sneaking suspicion that it was him who put a cat-pack in my satchel. I had to go to the Tripwire and get some more !
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- 42: Peter aka Krans (Apr 30, 2002)
- 43: Robert (Apr 30, 2002)
- 44: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 1, 2002)
- 45: Robert (May 1, 2002)
- 46: Peter aka Krans (May 1, 2002)
- 47: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 1, 2002)
- 48: Robert (May 1, 2002)
- 49: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 1, 2002)
- 50: Robert (May 2, 2002)
- 51: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 3, 2002)
- 52: Robert (May 3, 2002)
- 53: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 6, 2002)
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- 55: Peter aka Krans (May 6, 2002)
- 56: Robert (May 6, 2002)
- 57: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 7, 2002)
- 58: Robert (May 7, 2002)
- 59: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 8, 2002)
- 60: Robert (May 9, 2002)
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