h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You did, Sultandude??? I mean: You still do, don't you??? Or are you seriously ill?

Hey! What's wrong with the A-teens' girls?

*grabs another *

"Nothing, I LIKE the girls !"

*Weeks after the 0G Club was opened, Pr. C. Tonks, owner of the Space Station Big C, and supplier of the anti-grav equipment, also known as 'the Professor', walks in...*

*And jumps into the hoverspace above the dancefloor...*
*...rises...*

Hello all!
Never realised this place was open! Deary me, the Computer set my schedule around it somehow. Anyway, I'm on holiday now, so I thought I'd pop down and take a look at how things're going...

*Teleports himself a drink, and floats over to the anti-grav equipment stands...*

This is indeed the ideal spot for me. I think I'll never leave this place (funny how you gain weight when you loose hair).

In RL I'll have to, though!

*floating by, utterly confused*

Gaining weight when loosing hair? How come?

Oh, and could you please hand me another bag of ?

Hi Titania! Well, actually there is no causal reason - it just happens to me simultaneously

- and of course I'll hand you a bag of

Odd.... *decides not to bother*

Thanks! Cheers! *wonders how to make an upside down smiley*

Titania - go to either my page or:


Nice to see the Nightclub so crowded.... Wonder how you play basketball in a place like this....?

<BB<

Well, I can tell you one thing about it, bottle: Dunking gets boring!

Yes, I imagine it would...
But if it was a girl's basketball team, everything else would be interesting

<BB<

Yup! Even the time outs

* A rather cute penguin appears in a flash of light in the middle of the zero-gee dancing space and does a slow somersault, flapping his wings futilely in confusion. He makes some Pingu-like honking sounds to express his disgust with the gravity arrangements *

*Throws some to the penguin to cheer it up a bit*

i have snowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really? A zero gravity snowball fight!

<BB<

*The Professor looks over at the penguin...*

Look, what sort of gravity arrangements do you expect in a 0G club, eh?

*He presses a few PCT-sensitive switches in the machinery, and the area around the penguin gains gravity, and he falls to the floor...*
*He then turns the area back to 0-status, and he floats back up...*

*For all those interested, 'PCT-sensitive' means it can only be operated by Pr. C. Tonks, and no clones or such...*

* the penguin squawks displeasure with the gravity adjustments, then flaps his wings and flippers to get to the fish *

Hmm... How can you adjust 0 gravity?

You change it to non-zero gravity and back again. Simple.

* the penguin happily munches on the fish *