h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello all... sorry to of been so absent recently... will try to improve my attendance... ~grin~


So... whats happening??? Menza... me thinks Boley would be appreciated right now...

I should think so too! As our host you should be keeping this rowdy mob in order...Where on Earth did you get your guest list from, Greebo?

*Clicks her fingers and a tray with Bolly and two glasses appears*

Here you go Greebo! Cheers, me dear!

Have we had dinner yet? I'm getting a bit peckish...

*Points to the disheveled dinner table*

Long since scoffed, Dr. EV!

Perhaps we could get some staff to lay a fresh table and bring on some more courses, as I admit to feeling somewhat peckish myself.

*Claps her hands. Several young, good looking waiters appear and set to work on laying a fresh table whilst smells of cooking start to drift across from the kitchens*

Now that's what I call service! *Pinches a passing waiter's bottom*

Oi! Give that waiter his bottom back!

*sends injured waiter home and starts pouring the bolly*

~Greebo holds out her glass~

You may pour Menza...

Aww! Menza! You spoil sport! *Sulks profusely*

Now I'll just have to drown my sorrows in a glass of bolly!

*Holds out her glass, next to Greebo's*

Fill 'er up please my good fellow.

~Greebo good naturedly knocks Gwennies glass out of the way so she gets hers filled first... smirk~

*Allows Greebo's glass to be filled first and then good naturedly knocks it with her own so the contents spill to the floor*

Oops! Silly me! *Tries hard to look concerned*

*Holds her own glass out to Menza who stands patiently watching as Gwennie and Greebo vie for drinkies*

Now then, ladies, surely there's enough for everyone? *holds out a bucket hopefully*

*Greebo and Gwennie both manage to wriggle their way in front of Dr.E's bucket*

Ladies first!

*flutters through the door*

late again i see.... mind if i join the fun?

*pours drinks*

There you go, Sir, Ma'am.

~Greebo gulps hers... grabs Gwennies.... drinks in one swallow... and then extends a titanium tipped falsie and drops to the floor... drills a hole in the bottom of the bucket... and opens wide... ~grin~.. ~

*saunters in, fashionably late, and slightly reeling from the last forum*
Tadaa!!!

*Points at Babel* Look everyone, it's a YOUNG MAN! *Winks at Babel*

*Snatches her glass back from Greebo and holds it under Dr.E's leaking bucket*

Waste not, want not!

Oh, I just love those titanium tipped claws Greebo, dearie! They must be wonderful for cleaning the wax out of one's ears...

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Greebo, dear Greebo...

~sings~

Why your buckesh ish empty dish doctor... dish docyor... why yoush bushit tis emptish deep docish...

~stops singing~

HIC!!!

~grinsh~

Then pour the alcohol down my throat dear Menza, dear Menza....