h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nah! Not at all Dr.E! That young Babel has a thing about sticking his tongue out!

I think it's about time we had some food around here! I wonder what's happening in the kitchen?

*Wanders off in search of food and someone to serve it*

Menza... my man... we need food here... ~grin~

*knocks ever so quietly on the door so as not to disturb those who are busy*
hello?, i know i have been absent for a time but i would dearly love to join you as i am a bit famished and quite parched
AA

*starts carrying in the silver trays which contain this evenings starters*

Here you are Ma'am.

Oh food! Wonderful! Well done Greebo! Thanks Menza, you are a sweetie!

*Attempts to speak politely with a mouth full of food*

Hello there Agony Aunt. Do I call you by your full name or just AA or Auntie?

you may call me anything you like my dear girl
yes, you are right, the food does look devine...would you mind terribly if i sat and ate a bite or two with you??
*wispers so as not to draw attention to what she is saying*
dear, i do think you have dribbled a bit of food onto that nice white blouse of yours...i hope it doesn't stain...
AA

*passes over a damp cloth*

*Blushes and hastily attempts to remove her dribble*

Ompshorryishamush... *still speaking with her mouth full and tries hard to swallow but has too much in her mouth*

*pours glass of bolly incase she requires a drink*

*Agony Aunt, who is of the opinion that Gwennie is choking, administers a firm slap between her shoulder blades which causes Gwennie's food to be ejected all over the table*

Oops! Oh, dear me! I seem to have made a mess again. *Blushes again*

Bolly! Just what the doctor ordered! Thanks Menza.

Err, I don't suppose there's a chance of refreshing this table is there as it's slightly ruined? Pretty please?

*rolls back sliding door to reveal another table in an almost identical room*

Certainly Ma'am.

*AA smiles sweetly at gwennie who looks ever so cute when trying to act dignified while a tad on the messy side*
oh dear!, i do hope that you are ok sweetie, i honestly thought you were choking
AA

Was she choking? Or was she serious?

Oh Doctor... you are awful... ~grin~

*rolls eyes*

*Tries to appear dignified as she dabs at the stains on her ex-white top*

Oh, do behave! Stop choking around!

*Wilts under Menza's disapproving gaze*

*starts pouring bolly*

*picks up Menza's eyes and rolls them back to him*

*puts eyes back in head and starts pouring the bolly into glasses instead of the fish tank*