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Awww, I'm sorry Greebo, it was just a bit of fun... anyway, you're a cat, you could lick all the Bolly out of your fur and nobody would bat an eyelid...

~Greebo glares balefully at the good doctor.. and then proceeds to get slightly intoxicated off her own fur~

HIC!!!

*fetches coffee flavoured doughnuts*

Oshhhhh... Menshaa.. you are so dman thoushful... and me dush love you sooooo...

~Greebo slips off the window sill and totters towards Menza~


Me jusj wanna huggle you.... come here .. yooush hanshum butle yoush..

~grinsh~

~hicsh~

*Decides to get the milk flavoured coffee too*

Ohhhhhhhh.....dontsh gooooo.... meeeeeeelovesssss you and wansh to snuggle you,... ~grin~

*makes mental note not to spray Greebo with Bolly ever again*

*nods at EV*

~Greebo sobers very quickly... and crawls over to the good doctor...~

Oh please... don't do it... me just a young cat... me will be 3 next week... the 24th... er.. that's Thursday in case you were wondering... party to be held at my party page... ~grin~

~Greebo gathers herself and launches herself at EV's chest... holding on for dear life~

YOU CANNA DO IT!!!... OHHHHHH PLEASE BE KIND TO A CUTE LITTLE CAT... ME NOT WANT TO BE SPAYED!!!!!

I do believe Ma'am missed an R.

*winces in pain as Greebo digs her claws in*
Sprayed, Greebs, not spayed... not that I would dare to do that anyway.

Ohhhhhhh... ~blushing grin~... me knew you meant that all along dear man...

~Greebo jumps of the good doctor...~

Er... do you want some antiseptic for those puncture wounds???

No thanks, I'll be fine... *falls over*
Menza, old bean, you wouldn't happen to have any surgical alcohol on you by any chance?

Certainly Sir

*passes over a brown glass bottle*

Here you go Sir.

Thank you.
*drinks contents of bottle*
That's better.

~Greebo climbs on top of the good doctor~

Are you sure... your belly is making funny noises...

Yes, that's normal.

*fetches the Alke-seltser*

You are a treasure Menza...

Thank you Ma'am.