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*gazes at the whole scene and wonders just what has she got herself into*
AA

*Gives Agony Aunt a huge grin and passes her a glass of bolly*

Oh this is all quite normal!

Menza...You've got your eyes in back to front - I think the gooey bits are supposed to be on the inside.

*sorts eyes out*

Thank you Ma'am.

That's better!

*looks about and notices that everyone seems to be taking a short nap*
i think that i will take this moment while they are resting so peacefully to spruce the table up a bit.
*begins quietly doing what she can to clean up around the sleeping bodies*
AA

*starts clearing dirty glasses away*

Starts eating all the stray doughnuts... ~grin~

*passes a whole tray of fresh doughnuts over to Greebo*

Why thankyou Menza... you are so kind..

~Greebo attacks the tray with gusto~

*removes shredded tray and makes note to order another*

*gathers up a wet wipe and begins cleaning Greebo's wiskers of all the sticky doughnut crumbs*
there you go sweety, i do hope you do not gain a tummy ache over the amount of doughnuts you consumed so quickly...
*gives Menza a wink and nod to say thanks*
AA

Why thankyou.... me looks so much better now... ~grin~

but when have you even not looked good my dear? ....
strange, seems now that everything is cleaned up everything has gone a bit boring. should we do something to cause grins and giggles?
AA

*grabs a bottle of Bolly from Menza, shakes it up and sprays the contents all over Greebo, Gwennie and AA*
Was that the kind of thing you had in mind?

~Greebo drips... Greebo doesn't like dripping.... in fact... Greebo gets quite upset when she is wet... especially when she is wet with perfectly drinkable Bolly...~

Hisssssssssssssssssssssss...

~Greebo glares at the good doctor~

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

~Greebo crouches low... and prepares to leap~

RRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

~Greebo launches herself into the air and extends her titanium tipped falsies....~

Uh-oh.
*drops to the floor to avoid flying cat*

~Greebo flies over the good doctor~

...and lands titanium falsies first into the artificial palm tree just to the left of the window where she dangles (and drips) unable to free herself.
AA

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooofffffffff!!!!!

~Greebo tries to look as if this was meant to happen...~

and does an absolutely smashing job of it to i might add ...
*feeling pity on poor dear Greebo, AA walks over and gently removes her falsies one at a time from the artificial bark of the artificial tree. once free AA places Greebo on the window ledge where the sunshine can begin drying her fur*
AA