h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pours several glasses of Bolly*

Ouch! Greebo that hurts! Alright, I give up and you can get your drinkie first!

*Passes glass to Greebo*

Here you ge Ma'am.

Oh thankyou Menza... ~grin~

~Greebo jumps down~ Me knew you would see it my way Gwennie...

*Sulks profusely and blows bubbles into her Bolly*

Greebo, if I saw things your way, everything would look like doughnuts!

*fetches a new bottle of Bolly*

~Greebo looks up at Gweenie and winks~... What other way is there to see life???

*holds out Y for top-up, and listens to conversation*

*tops up Y*

My pleasure Sir.

*Produces a tray with two crystal doughnut shaped glasses on for Menza to fill with Bolly*

I popped down to my local glass factory and commissioned these especially for you, Greebo!

*fixes hole in bucket with an empty washing up liquid bottle and some sticky-backed plastic*

*filles crystal glasses with Bolley*

Thank you Menza! You're too kind.

*Passes one of the glasses to Greebo*

Dr. E have you been watching Blue Peter again?

Thank you Ma'am.

Certainly not! What do you take me for, some kind of pervert?
Oh - *that* Blue Peter. Er, yes, I have.

Sorry, I appear to have killed the conversation.