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Just need a few helpers... to serve and such like...

2 Waitresses
2 Waiters
1 Butler (to butle of course)
4 musicians to make up a string quartet... (knowledge of classical music a must... or indeed any music... ~grin~)
1 Cook
4 Kitchen helpers...

Other posts will be considered...

Can you employ someone to ensure a constant temperature in my tank please. They might also need to demist it from time to time, but a job share could be considered for the right applicants.

The guests needs will always be catered for... ~grin~

*rolls up sleaves*

Right then, where do I begin?

My it's Menza..za..za..zaaaaaa ~grin~... and what position on staf would you care to occupy????

I need a tank demister! This could be combined with a person to keep Dr John's ponytail out of the soup.

As I'm first, can I be the Butler?

Of course you can... ~grin~ er... you do know how to butle don't you???

Wear a penguin suit and carry a silver trey, anything else I can pick up as we go.

Me just knows you'll go far... ~grin~... Menza!!!

Thank you.

No worries

Plus I reserve the right to splat people in the face with a cream cake if they start misbehaving.

Is that sophistication???

Hello

I'm volunteering for the post of cook.

I have many years experience with the legendary CYBERSNAX UNLIMITED - who will be happy to provide a reference.

No, but it helps retain good order.

I've got 200 years experience cooking with anything and everything, from the Prince Regent's fine food, to an endless variety of WWI cooking utilising less appetizing foods, and I can do really convincing imitation custard - ie cat's vomit for Menza to shove in people's faces.
Beat that!

Er hm! Actually I have eons of experience. CYBERSNAX UNLIMITED just my latest reference.

But if I can't be the cook, can I come to the party?

I'm sure two different cooks would be OK, you can each do your specialities to provide some veriety.

Dibs on providing stuff for facial shoving!!!!!!!!!!