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Hopefully there wont be any of that involved, but it might be nice to have them as a back up plan.

Hi all... after thinking it over... ~grin~... you are both well qualified for jobs... Ishtar you are now Cook and Baldrick you are cooks helper... Please head to he kitchen and begin doing something highly sophisticated... ~grin~

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=53185&forum=40197

Remember to keep you staff in line Menza...za..za..zaaaa

*cracks whip*

Right then get moving you lot.

Oh... ~Greebo's heart skips a beat~... you look so heroic in that penguin suit... cracking that whip...

*cracks whip again just for effect*

Oh ... very Indy... ~grin~

And I've got the stubble to prove it.

A bell is heard from the table... me thinks the butler is required... ~grin~
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=40197&thread=53188

*dashes out of the door*

*Tap* *Tap* "Excuse me" I was just passing and i wondered whether instead of a string quartet maybe a full on Jazz Band. I would like to offer my services as a lead trumpet player as my knowledge of trad, big and swing bands are second to none.
BTW, how much are we getting paid????

Hi Bazooka... ~grin~... me is afriad that The Dinner Party has to have a string quartet so as to be in keeping with the general atmosphere of the occasion... if you would like to join a band more in keeping woth you style... ~grin~... (me is good at those fancy words...) Then might me suggest THE BAND WITH NO NAME... that is in residence at The Cheshire Grin...
http://www.h2g2.com/A286535
Ther are always on the look out for some new talent...

Though me would hate you to go... so why not become a guest at the dinner party... or if you want you could join those downstairs in the kitchen... ~big grin~... THEY need all the help they can get!!!

i would love to be a guest at your dinner party. Would you lie the French 1934 red or the italian 1832 white??? Or should i bring a crate of Fosters??

~grin~... your needs will be catered for... just click om THE DINNER PARTY link... and the go to AT THE TABLE...

what link

Here you go Bazooka... just for you... http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=40197&thread=51636

*clicks on link*
*returns to same forum*
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Help... I'm stuck in a loop!

Tee Hee... sorry... try this one... http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=40197&thread=53188

Nooooo... stop click now... ~Greebo grabs The Good Doctor's arm and drags him away from the loop!!!~

Phew!

Never fear... cause Greebo is here... ~grin~

Thanks Greebo, that could have gone on all night! *tickles her behind the ears*