h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sips this straight away.*
Hang on! This tastes suspiciously like that low alcohol "Boo-lie" drink. Or possibly "Kampagne" Has someone been playing tricks on me?
*glares back at cat*

*leans on crocket mallet and laughs at the recent exchange of events*
Ah, Coely, what do you expect after trying to get our favourite cat to eat a pretend doughnut?

~Greebo puts on her best... who me... me would never... ever... do anything naughty... expression~

er... how long have I been drinking this stuff? Was I trying to see up the Scotsman's kilt when


sober????
*goes a very pale shade of blue at this thought*

*returns from the off licence walking cos the car broke down on the way* *drops drink to the nearest convenient spot on lawn* did i miss anything?



StipeyZ.Rickenbacker

Nope. Looks like you hit the lawn just fine there.

great! so help yourselves everyone...



StipeyZ.Rickenbacker

*starts pouring drinks*

Just grab hold of my wand any time you want, miss.

Can I have a real drink please?
*as the guests pass round the drink, the sun begins to rise. Birds sing and rabbits hop across the lawn.*

Blimey O'Reilly It's nearly dawn. Those birds don't half make a racket and the rabbits! Oh my God! I've been transported to Teletubby land! Aaaaarrrggg! *stands poised with mallet at the ready, not unlike Mel Gibson in Braveheart, actually nothing like MG in BH!*
If that damn Tinky Winky or Dipsy come near me I'll give 'em what for!

*Adopts her best "lets assure this looney" personality*

There, there dearest! The wee telly tubbies won't want to play with you or your mallet. Now sit down on this big cushion and slip this little white jacket on and fold your arms across your chest...

*Whispers to Menza* Phone for a doctor, please sweetie...

Just leave him there Gwennie, I'm sure it's just temporary, and he was far too good at croquet anyway. Besides, now he's out of the way, I need Menza. We can win the game for sure.

oh come on... teletubbies are good for you - they even instill tolerance for the gay community via tinky winky! *g*



StipeyZ.Rickenbacker

~Greebo winks at Coely...~

If me remembers rightly... Mel Gibson wears a kilt in Braveheart... maybe me should go and get my camera again... ~Greebo eyes Babel with interest~

*rolls eyes disapprovingly*

*rolls eyes and thinks 'Oh oh, here we go again. Better try and get out of this jacket'. Tries another Mel Gibson trick a la Lethal Weapon
stylie and dislocates his shoulder to remove the straightjacket. Stands up and throws the jacket back to Gwennie, unfortunately his left arm is dangling at an akward angle by his side*
Thanks, I needed that.

*seizes Babel-17's arm with large teeth and relocates it with a loud CLICK*
There, that should do the trick, but don't pick anything up with it for a while. Something like .. er... a mallet for example. Definitely avoid that.
*smiles at Greebo now they are friends again *

YYyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
*starts hopping from one foot to the other*
ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow. God, that hurts!
Think I'll sit down on this nice bench for a while.*looks a bit pale*
Er Menza old chap, could you pour me a double whisky please.
For medicinal purposes.
Thanks.

*pours large *

Here you are Sir.