h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hum.. i thought it looked rather pretty... could i have one of these drinks, too? maybe then i'll see it again... *g*



StipeyZ.Rickenbacker

No worries Trixie... ~Grin~

~Greebo grabs a large mallet...~

Me needs some balls now... Hands up anyone with balls around here!!!!

*coelacanth sniggers, but manages not to spill a drop of the rainbow cocktail*

(Puts up arm)
You want my balls? Just grab 'em and get swinging!
See them fly! I love croquet. Grab your stick, swing it for a bit, wack your balls for miles and watch them drop. Just be careful not to take a stick to the mouth. Or ball. And I'll use my wand;I don't have a big mallet.

Neat trick, Trixiepix! I don't suppose there's any chance you hire out that wand for housework purposes, is there?

*pours another rainbow cocktail*

*then unpacks the croquet balls from under the table*

Is that rainbow cocktail for me, Menza?

*Helps Menza with the croquet balls*

*pours another rainbow cocktail*

Here you are Ma'am.

Aha... ~grin~... jolly good show Menza..za...zaaaa... give me your balls here... and let me take a swing at em... ~Greebo giggles~ ... More bolly is required me thinks... Now... where did me put those things...

Blimey, what's in those rainbow cocktails? I've only drunk half of mine and I'm already seeing fairies flying about...

Well docter, if you can see me already, you must be a fairly good believer in the magic of fairies. Seeing as I have a soft spot for people who believe in fairies (seeing as I am one), is there any spell you would like me to do for you?

Pish Posh, if you want spells, you want someone who can cast them. We are Agnes, pleased to meet you.

Greebo, are you from Lancre way? We thought we recognised you, but maybe we didn't, it's hard to say.

We will have a lemonade please - AND ONE OF THOSE COCKTAILS - no just lemonade, ignore her, she will go away. I WILL NOT, I AM YOU.

Oh poot, we never agree.

*pours |_| of lemonade*

*passes the croquet balls to Greebo*

Here you go Ma'am.

Do you have a mallet there Greebo?

Right, I think we're ready.
Menza, you're going to be my arms and legs, so stand over there, feet apart and swing that stick until it hits something.

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Certainly Ma'am

*stands with feet apart and starts swinging the croquet mallet*

*still waits for drink*



StipeyZ.Rickenbacker

*Pours rainbow cocktail*

Here you are Sir.

*whispers to Trixiepix*
Psssst... can you make me fantastically good at croquet?

*Menza finishes pouring drinks, then picks up the mallet again. With one almighty swing, the ball flies through the first hoop with ease.*

Well done Menza! That's a point to us I think. (Does anyone know the rules? Are there any?)

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