A Conversation for The Dinner Party

Conversation At The Table

Post 81

Demon Drawer

*Starts to hover near the servery door waiting for weveryone to be seated before gatting the waitng staff to bring in the starter*


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Post 82

Maestairs

Who has the port ?


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Post 83

Maestairs

No port eh ? Ok what have we got then ?


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Post 84

Maestairs

Well , I don't know if its something I said , but if no one will talk to me , I'll help myself to that rather fine looking bottle on the sideboard.


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Post 85

Maestairs

Excuse me , yes you ! Could you pass me that spare glass next to you , mine seems to have dissapeared.


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Post 86

Sionnach (down boy!)

does anyone know what has happened to my food? im SO hungry.
o look, more drink!
*guzzels greedily at a half empty bottle someone carelessly left lying on the flooor*


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Post 87

Maestairs

I sick of this waiting , Ive drunk all I can see , anyone fancy a curry ?


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Post 88

Gwennie

*Calls out from under the table*

Curry? Did someone mention curry?

No, I haven't resorted to the little red pills, your Godship (yet). In fact, I'd like to say that Greebo has been a thoroughly bad influence on me and anything rude I do or say is entirely her doing! smiley - winkeye

*Whispers to Greebo* Psst! Have you taken that photograph yet?


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Post 89

GreeboTCat

~There is a bright flash from under the table... and Greebo staggers out blinking furiously...~

Me got it... ~grin~... Menza!!!... Kindly slip this film down to the local Happy Snaps!!!... Me wants the pictures bacl toot sweet... ~grin~

More Bolly me thinks... ~Greebo slips back into her chair... and raises a glass to the new guests...~

Welcome sweeties... fab party... or what... ~snigger~


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Post 90

coelacanth

An absolutely fab party Greebo, and I can't wait for the picture!
*winks and grins at the man in the kilt wearing a hat smiley - winkeyesmiley - smiley*

I've taken the liberty of seeing that the table is clear for the second course. It's very empty.
*coelacanth rearranges all the cutlery to read:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=40197&thread=53974

smiley - fish


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Post 91

GreeboTCat

Wait for me... ~grin~


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Post 92

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

Huhwhatisgoingon?Ohhhh..headache..musta fallen asleep..oh no not again,i don't remember coming here..well since i'm here 'll just have a nibble of some of that port I think I heard one of the flying pink and red pixies talking about..


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Post 93

DEATH


Please excuse me for being late.

Oops. Doughnuts, anyone?


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Post 94

BiddyBoyle





'scuse me my dear companions. I'm afraid the rost Pheasant is having an adverse effect upon mu lower colonic movements.


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Post 95

Baldrick

Second course, please.


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Post 96

GreeboTCat

Hi all thanks for coming... ~grin~... do you think we could move to the 2nd course forum here... http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=40197&thread=53974

Thankyou ever so much sweeties... ~grin~


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