h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sticks head around door*
Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that you seem to have more ladies than gentlemen, and I wondered if anyone would mind if I helped make up the numbers... *raises hat*

*takes hat and places it on a peg by the door*

Please follow me Sir.

Ah, thank you.
*retrieves spare emergency hat from inside pocket and puts it on*

Reely, how fraitfully interesting.
HIC
*becomes more and more sophisticated with every sip of Bolly*

*Notices that her companions are gradually becoming slightly sloshed and realises that she'd better concentrate less on eating the delightful vegan foods and more on the bolly*

I say! Menza, me old fruit! Do please bring over a bottle of that bolly.

*Grabs the bottle as Menza starts to pour, removes the straw from Coely's hat, sticks it in the bottle and starts to drink*

Do excuse me Coely, I'll return it when I've finished this bottle!

You can't take me anywhere, you know! It's the way I as dragged up! Hic!

*grins at Gwennie, waves at Coely. Sips on own straw, since his own headgear is full of Bolly also* Pardon
Nice frock Gwennie, dahling! Do you like my Kilt? *B-17 always wears his kilt etc, to Larvely Dinner Doo's*
Greebo, my sweet, the starter was Habsolutely Deevine!

*finally makes his way to the table*
Greebo, daaaaaahling, how simply delightful!
*offers her a box full of wine-filled donuts*
Err, I happear to 'ave missed the starter, don't you know.

*sionnach wakes up from the sleep induced by his "special" cocktial, looks around , and eats a doughnut greebo dropped*


yum, yum. oh bolly!!

pass me the bottle would you someone?

Oh do sit down... Good Doctor... ~Greebo waves E.V. to a vacant seat...~ Me is sure cook can whip you up something is you so wish... Menza!!!! Oh where is that man!!!!

~Greebo slurps more bolly... and grins~

Hey everybody smarten up at the table. We're on the h2g2 front page! Anybody might drop by. Hide the Bolly!
*Takes straw off Gwennie and arranges sophisticated drinking hat carefully*

*grins at Coelacanth in a conspiratorial manner, as they both sip from their respective straws*

Walks in carrying in unfeasably large bottle of wine. Though you lot might want this

Headlines on the front page, and look what riff-raff turns up, me!
Anyway what's the menu? Where are we up to? Is it time for those little chocolate mints yet?

*winks back across the table at Babel-17 *
HIC
Hello Phil! The food is absolutely fab. You've only missed the starter, but I did leave a guppy on the side of my plate. I was always told that it was rude to be greedy at sophisticated gatherings like this.
Have some Bolly.

*Seats Phil and EV, then moves to the kitchen. Only to return with a starter for each*

Excuse me Sirs, would you care for some Campagne?

Don't know about them Menza... but me could sure use some... ~feeble grin~

sorre ahm late everyone ,nobody invited me (glares at greebo),so I didn't bring anything.So,whats good?(Peruses menu)I'll have a big MAC with large fries!HAHAHA!(no-one else laughes)....I think i've developed a sore throat now and will shut up..

Thank you. Nice to see you Coely and all you others.
Certainly I'll have some of whatever's going.

Do something with this if you can.
Hands unfeasably large bottle of wine to Menza.

Sorry Mac... er... no one actually got an invite... you come if you want to... ~grin~... great food... fine wine... and ab fab conversation... WELCOME TO THE SOPHISTICATED DINNER PARTY!!!! ~Burp!!!~ Oh... exqueze me ~Grin~

*leans over to Phil. Starts talking like Roly Berkin QC*

Mumble mumble mumble drunken ramble..And she said come and see something quite, quite beautiful.....so of course I mumble mumble mumble...a lorryload of interesting cheeses! Hah! mumble mumble mumble Boom and Whizz!....mumble mumble He He He, But of course, I was quite, quite drunk at the time!

*takes unfeasably large bottle of wine and puts it in the kitchen, then returns and starts to pour drinks for everyone*