A Conversation for The Dinner Party
Conversation At The Table
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted May 23, 2000
Hic...then i sez to him..hic...then Whammo! he hit me...hic..mmm nice wine,more please..
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coelacanth Posted May 23, 2000
*whispers*
Psst, Greebo! Got a mirror? While the Scotsman's talking to Phil, we can find out if it's true aboue kilts.
*Giggles*
HIC 
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Babel17 Posted May 23, 2000
*hears Coelacanth talking to Greebo and just smiles*
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GreeboTCat Posted May 23, 2000
~Greebo blushes... and then whispers back...~
*Not got a mirror... but Menza has polished up those silver trays a treat... maybe one of those would do???*
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coelacanth Posted May 23, 2000
*knocks a silver tray onto the floor in a freak accident*
Whoops! Silly me! Too much Bolly!
HIC
*Loudly*
Greebo, could you pick it up? I think it went under Babel-17's chair. Who would have thought it could fall that far?
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Bazooka Posted May 23, 2000
Sorry i'm late guys. I've just been polishing my china goats! I collect them see. Have I missed the first course??? I'm sorry Coelacanth, that was my olish that you slipped on. Oooopss!!! 
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Bazooka Posted May 23, 2000
Polish, not olish! Must have already opened the wine!! Damn you alchohol for making me this way!!!
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GreeboTCat Posted May 23, 2000
Oh excuse me... ~Greebo beams at everyone as she slips under the table to retrieve the tray...~
OH MY GOODNESS... WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!!!!
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coelacanth Posted May 23, 2000
*coelacanth leans out of the tank to see, and falls back, having fainted in amazement*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 23, 2000
What's going on down there? Could you keep the noise down, sweetie, some of us are trying to have an intelligent conversation... 
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coelacanth Posted May 24, 2000
*Greebo demists coelacanth's tank herself (can't get the staff) which revives the old trout. They whisper and giggle together, then both wink at Babel-17*
Sorry for the noise Sir. We were having an intellectual discussion too you know, with a little research involved as well. Guess what Scotsmen w...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhhh
*Greebo puts her paw over coealcanth's mouth*
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Gwennie Posted May 24, 2000
*Trying to look innocent, slips off her chair to see what's going on under the table*
Oh, I say! *Blushes* Greebo, you're incorrigible! 
Quick, find a camera! This is one for The Post, methinks!
*Sticks her head up from under the table and smiles innocently*
Anyone got a camera?
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GOD Posted May 24, 2000
* HE walks in wearing what appears to be an Indian Raj’s uniform *
Sorry, I didn’t think MY robes would do for such a formal dinner, and the only hire place left open had this or a Devil’s outfit...
* HE peers at the ever growing assembly of people *
I’ll just make a few adjustments to Reality...
* HE ‘stretches’ the table and ‘finds’ a few matching chairs *
If I may, can I please have some of your finest brandy waiter ?
* Whilst waiting HE muses over Greebo’s game trophies occupying the opposite wall. Thinks ‘It must be awfully hard to stuff & mount a sparrow...’ *
- Simply, High Spirited.
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Gwennie Posted May 24, 2000
*Peers out from under the table*
Psst! Greebo - look who's arrived!
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coelacanth Posted May 24, 2000
*sits up straight and tries to look sober, although the jaunty angle of the wonderful drinking hat does not enhance the effect*
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GOD Posted May 24, 2000
You really are simply incorrigible Greebo !
* Sighs... Thinks '...and just when I thought, I had found a upmarket establishment, and her being the hostess !' *
* Smiles in Gwennie's direction... *
Does it get any easier to hide the blushes after the length of time you have spent in her company, or do you resort to little red pills...?
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Thistle Posted May 24, 2000
ummm... hi folks!
please tell me i'm not too late, all that running about hasn't half given me an appetite!
Conversation At The Table
GOD Posted May 24, 2000
* HE holds up a hand over Thistle's eyes *
Please ! Avert your eyes you Lady !...I'm afraid some of the activities here just might test your Saintly purity !
* the table at large hears a muffled feline voice ask for torchlight *
Conversation At The Table
Thistle Posted May 24, 2000
well, it seems i have missed something then!
what on earth is going on?!
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Conversation At The Table
- 61: Mac (Keeper of indecision) (May 23, 2000)
- 62: coelacanth (May 23, 2000)
- 63: Babel17 (May 23, 2000)
- 64: GreeboTCat (May 23, 2000)
- 65: coelacanth (May 23, 2000)
- 66: Bazooka (May 23, 2000)
- 67: Bazooka (May 23, 2000)
- 68: GreeboTCat (May 23, 2000)
- 69: coelacanth (May 23, 2000)
- 70: GreeboTCat (May 23, 2000)
- 71: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 23, 2000)
- 72: coelacanth (May 24, 2000)
- 73: Gwennie (May 24, 2000)
- 74: GOD (May 24, 2000)
- 75: Gwennie (May 24, 2000)
- 76: coelacanth (May 24, 2000)
- 77: GOD (May 24, 2000)
- 78: Thistle (May 24, 2000)
- 79: GOD (May 24, 2000)
- 80: Thistle (May 24, 2000)
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