h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK...

*Changes the CD and sympathises with all the poor people who are starving in Africa*

Krans, hi there!
Didn't notice you come through the tie stream...

*continues to dance...if still rather badly...*

Yes, well, it's a very plain tie :-p

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So if you want to listen to the Grancerdis of Frim, that's no problem! Here's they're latest single: "Truidflops"!

*Big C and Eomando suddenly have to dance differently...*

Sorry Krans, meant Time Stream...

Damn m's on this keyboard! Work Experience shouldn't be like this...

[gives BigC some more M&M's]

* Peet reappears, shaved and dressed.

Did anybody see where the coughing dinosaur went? She's run off with my last packet of Lem-Sip. I tried to tell her it wouldn't do any good, as fire hasn't been invented yet so there's no way for her to boil the water...

it's a good thing dragons aren't around yet either then...

*thinks*....umm......no....it's OK..no dragons...not yet...unless there were pre-dragons???

...ones that came before the ones that battled the guys in armour & got them stuck between their teeth.......and the ones from before those too....

*tries to block the thoughts of pre-dragons out of her head & concentrate on dancing with Big C..*

*Ponders a bit about pre-dragons, jots something down in his note*
umm...I'll be back in a while


*Diminishing mad laughter in the distance as he walks off into the woods.*

I worry about him & his notebook sometimes....wandering off into the woods with it like that....who knows what kind of things he gets up to with it..

oh yes..of course...just writing notes on pre-dragons..of *course* that's all...

....you know.....i think i might get very worried about the pre-dragon thing very very quickly..............

No worries...

*dance, dance...*

We'll be fine...

*dance, dance...*

I'll make sure they don't hurt us...

*dance, dance...*

Unless someone wants to be hurt of course...

*dance, dance...*

*changes track again*

*looks behind him through window*

*dives behind audio equipment and gibbers*

Erm...yes, of course...


Psst...Krans...we're outside m8...

*all the same, he has a look where Krans looked...*

What are you jibbering at?

Eh? Oh that thing...that's just a...a, er...

Oh dear...

*runs back in from the woods*
HEY EVERYONE!! Look what I found!!

*holds up a pretty flower*
isn't that cool!!

*is obvously unaware of what's behind him*

hey, what are you all looking at?

*gets a very bad feeling about the whole thing....especially as she'd been facing Big C whilst they danced...so she kinda noticed when he stopped dead......and then doesn't dare turn around herself*

*thinks that something that can breathe that heavily is well deserving of her fainting so she can avoid it...*

*faints*

}Uh-oh.{

*although it wasn't part of the original plot, KF walks in and says...*
Look, you little spoiled dragon, you always have to make people afraid, and it's no fun anymore.. people are fainting here...

*dragon appologizes*

Ok, everyone grab a free drink... they're on the house!

*climbs upon the roof*

*thinks for a moment*
when did it get so windy

*The flower blows fiercely out of his hand, he turns around*
....
*opens his notebook and compares what he sees to a picture in the upper right corner*

eep...


*Dives behind the audio equipment with Krans*

* From behind audio equipment
"Crowded back here, isn't it! "