h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

}Or never will did have happened ... {

*Pr. C. Tonks reimerges fro the future where he was in San Beta for a week...*
Ah, hello everyone!
More cheesy antics eh? Well then...
Oh, I am sorry Peet...hmmmm...just a moment...

*aims his Watch at him and fires an invisible beam at Peet, who then inverses himself into a point in space...*
*through the journeys of time he reappeared in the past-future, where he didn't get sent too far back by the TM, and appeared with the others in the past-past...*
*he suddenly appears in the middle of the group, wearing what he was wearing when he was transported in the past-future...*

There, that's better! Physical things have changed through tie, but all our inds haven't...to us he did get stuck too far back, and he remembers those years, but we can now all see him...he never got transported too far now...

Mew!

*A quick note to say that I was using the office PC with a dodgy keyboard when I posted that last one...I lost some m's...*

[gives BigC some M&M's]

Ah...thanks!

*just as he gets back to that sae keyboard at WE...*

I need these...terrible things going on in SHUT DOWN forus...

eh...cheer up, at least there is still a party in here

I didn't mean anything by the Bill Gates comment..all in fun. I've been trying to keep the same sense of humor on this station since I started in the Astrophysics labs.

It's alright Engels, it wasn't that...

*RL:*
Look, OK, speaking not as The Big C, I would like to tell you just why this happened...
first off, I did what I did (and the thread is in the process of complete deletion, as commanded by Towers BTW) because the Disclaimer was violated. They contradicted my posts, and began to manipulate one of my creations, the C.ompuT.er.
I knew something had to be done about it, so I warned them. When Njan of all people, who is
a) a friend
and b) an h2g2 'oldie'
continued like a smart-arse, and advertised his Cantina, it was clear to me that he wasn't taking me seriously.
No one believed that I would enforce my rules, but I have! As a result of his actions, not the Labs, they're not real, but the *thread* has closed. After he couldn't take such a simple instruction, and continued to ignore me, I got angry...and now the disclaimer has been vilated to the extree, and Towers has been notified!

Now you're all wondering why I enforce my rules...
It is my VR life. It has been m Vr life ever since i imagined it when I was a young boy, and it has stayed with me. My title as Most Scientifically Advanced Lifeform in the KU was real in VR, not just my opinion, but fact in VR...then people started abusing it...
I would let people continue to invent things without disturbing them...but then they go on and say their stuff is better! Which contradicts what I said!
Now, take Affy. He shouod logically be my rival on h2g2, because he was here before me, and he was resident scientist. i meet him, and we get along! He doesn't try to better me! No, he just goes on with his own business, with his own technological methods...and hence we get along, and I don't need to remind him of my title, because he doesn't care.
But Krans and Njan, they keep trying to better me, and contradict what I say! so i tell them my title again, and they try to contradict it...so it all collapses...

I'm sorry I had to close the forum, but they were being obstinate, and didn't believe I would enforce the Disclaimer...they brought it upon themselves...

*...RL.*

}Scarey!{

Yes, well there it is...

Come on now Big C.....that's not going to happen for millions of years yet.....ages away...


forget about it for hundreds of millenia & dance with me..?

Eh? What?
*sniffs*
Someone wants to dance with me!
*wobbly smile*
*sorts himself out*

Yes! I will dance with you! Can only brighten my spirits...

It can brighten everyone elses too.....we'll be the first 2 people to actually dance since the start of the party....rather than just you by yourself..

It can brighten everyone elses too.....we'll be the first 2 people to actually dance since the start of the party....rather than just you by yourself..

*They begin to dance, The Big C having virtaully no idea of what to do.*

*Comments:*
Odd, everyone seems to be posting twice nowadays...

}Not me!{

}Not me!{

*running gag* that was fun

*running gag* that was fun

OK...