h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The first thing that gets you about this room is that it's big. It looks as though it should be manned by many, many people.
However, the most you'll usually see in here, at least for now, is one red-furred bipedal cat type creature, and a grouch looking man with a black cloak.
There are lots of brightly coloured buttons, an awful lot of which look as though pressing them would result in something terminal for someone. There is also a very big screen at the front, usually displaying whats outside.
Very occasionally someone in a hood will be sitting on the large chair, right at the centre.
The whole thing is done up in a tasteful mix of black, with red trimmings, and there is a slightly unpleasant looking logo on display in several places.

*walks on to bridge and takes a long look around*

i like it. it feels, good.

*takes a look at the logo*

ah, reminds of the old days. perhaps one day this logo will fill the Jedi hearts with fear again.

so, who sits in that chair up there?

*points to the big chair up front*

the hooded guy of course.

(ie. Both of us)

We're equal under him. Unless you want to fight for leadership?

A power struggle eh?

Meh... It'll all end in tears.
It's funny till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.

Right. What colours your lightsaber?
And what do you think of the lovely planet of Thule, we can have a fly around in a bit if you want? Someone may have left a perfect left boot behind them.
Although you may want to try this one? It used to belong to Darth Vader. *holds up a large, black boot*

So much more acomidating then the acadamy...

So, where do we fit in?

Well, the red star is very big. At least as big as the Yavin academy.

There's plenty of pleasant rooms you can have for a bedroom. (just start a new convo on red star describing it)

Do you both have lightsabers?
I'll help you build your own if you want.

Then I'll show you where to train.

I think I'm one of the few Jedis without a light saber...

*tries on boot*

Hmm... its a good boot. If I hadn't tried the perfect left boot on once, then I may have thought it was the perfect boot. I'm afraid that, even though there is a crippling pain in the bottom of my left foot from walking everywhere with no protection, I can not wear anything on it until I find the perfect boot.

Sorry, but thanks for trying.

So can I have a blue light sabre

How would I build one?

come along to the lightsaber construction room, where you can recieve instructions on how to build your own if you want. Or I can just give you one.

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very good. welcome to the Red Star.

*bows to the newcomers*

i am Jo'ech...*suddenly stands alert, looking around the bridge wied eyed.*

excuse me, i must go and tend to some business.

*turns and leaves the bridge at pace*

Hi there

*breathes deeply*

Hhhhrrr...
Hhhoaar...
Hhhhrrr...
Hhhoaar...


Anyone got some Lemsip?

*prods a few buttons in a bored fashion, then wonders off to the engineering room to work on an improved defence grid*

ho hum..

*the hooded stranger walks out onto the bridge and waits*

*laughs*

Why are you here?

Why shouldn't I be, Darth Velte?

I didn't say you shouldn't, I just asked why you are.

I'll give you three guesses, and if you don't get it, I'm going to blow the nearest airlock.