h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Outlaw star is a Grappler class ship, not a Destroyer class. and it's spelt déjá vu. lol.

blame creachy

*Blames creachy.*

*who doesn't give a damn*

eeuurrgh, you gonna put that back in your mouth

Never!!

hooded one's cross with me

and how do you argue with yourself?

i can imagine you walking around with your tongue hanging out...forever

At least mine isn't blue.

No. HPB's being the hooded one a lot of the time. I'm not too good at being the right kind of nasty.

*throws a few caterpillars at him*

who's is blue then



they don't bother me no more, i realised they aint real

<<<< I've been styling my eyebrows.

looks like a blue tongue.

yeah, i realised right after i pressed 'post'

nice brows, shouldn't you pluck em though


i am off now so speak tomorrow night if you are on

Why should I pluck my eyebrows. I am a whole and beautiful animal.


cool. Ciao

for changing it. I might as well put my life story here:
Darth Ridley was born on the inhospitable planetYavin 6 under the name of Ch'han Cooto, the only child of Mimcc Lamker and Br'cor Altua. From an early age, he knew there was something different about him, but he didn't know what. At the age of seven, he and his family managed to stow away and lived for a short time in Cloud City, before being discovered by the authorities and being forced to work in the Tigerium gas harvesting operations. He showed an early proficiency the machines, and managed to earn enough money to buy freedom for him and his family, but their life was still tough. While harvesting, he occasionally had dreams of someone dying, dreas which always came true within the week. When Ch'an was twelve, Cloud City was attacked by space Pirates and his parents were killed. It apeared that the Pirate ships which attacked that day suffered engine trouble, and the defence fighters which went after them enjoyed unusually high accuracy and kill counts. However, the majority of the Pirates, led by Algea Magal, manged to escape. Filled with rage as much by the fact that there was nothing he could do as by the fact that the Pirates had killed his parents, Ch'han joined the defence forces at the age of sixteen, but his superiors fely he was a bit of a loose plasma cannon - that being said, his battle abilites and accuracy were phenonemal, so they could not just let him go. Eventually he was assigned to a unit near a dead start system, and after a few months, it was attacked by Pirates being led by none other than Algea. Ch'han was the only survivor. Jumping into a fighter, he gave chase, and somehow managed to dock with the Pirate mothership. Once inside, he launched into an insane massacre, and curiously never got hit and the Pirates seemed afraid to take him on. Ch'han battled his way through, eventually confronting Magal himself, but the Pirate again escaped. Ch'han, in an effort to keep himself going, hired himslef out as a bounty hunter, and made every effort to claim the rather substantial bounty on Magal's head. One day, after an encounter with one Darth Sith, he discovered that within him all this time was the seed of the force, but there was no time for training - he had to claim the bounty on Sith's head in order to pay for information as to the whereabouts of Magal. This eventually led him to the inner part of the Yavin system, where he found that Magal, too, had the spark of the force. In a ship-toship battle, however, Ch'han had the upper hand, and blasted Magal into the heart of Yavin. The bounty was gone, but Ch'han had acheived his real mission. He continued to live as a bounty hunter, along the way picking up a new ship, the Outlaw Star, from the legendary hunter Gene Starwind, who was by now an old man. After the fall of the Empire, Ch'han discovered the Jedi Academy in his home system of Yavin, and signed up. However, none of the knights were willing to take him on as a padawan, and such was his frustration that he stormed out and wandered the galaxy aimlessly for a while, but the Force eventually drew him the the Red Star where he now trains to become a Sith Lord and rid the galaxy of all those who wronged him.

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Good to see you're keeping up with your duties laddy.

I refute that!

Knights would have been willing to take you on but there was only one knight at the time, you just needed PATIENCE...

It's good to know you're all following the 'you killed my parents' revenge gig!

it's a good gig, and you can't deny it

Darth Ridley, when you are ready join me on the bridge please.

I never said siths/ jedi's killed my parents.