h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Jo'ech gets into a single pilot transport vessel. minimal weaponry but top speeds acheivable*

*comes back. lands and heads straight to the masters chambers*

*flicks beans at him*

*stalks in looking grouchy, checks she's got her lightsaber, and boards Shadow*

I still love this ship.

You sure you don't want to come, Hored?

*appears in the doorway.*

there is much planning needed doing. it is best i stay here.

Well... I'll flutter around the planet and try to find some droids.

*takes off extremely fast*

*A high performance interceptor lands in the bay, it's Jedi symbols obscured*

*A figure in a robe climbs out and heads to the bridge, his face hidden by a hood*

*appears with a large wrench and removes a vital part of the hooded guy's ship, all the other ships in the bay naturally being impossible to access without voice and dna recognition*

*tears off the panels with her claws and throws them to the ground*

Oh yeah... TRUST THE Jedi. Grrrreat idea.

Well I DONT

*sticks a tool in her teeth and slides under the ship*

THISll FIX THE er!!

*places something that looks like a glowing LED into the ship, takes the thing she took out of the jacket, and fixes it back to the ship, then replaces the now dented panel*

Grrr!

*kicks the ship, then leaves*

*runs in, spots ship*

Ahhh crap.

*walks in*

bloody kitten me.

*strolls in and senses a wee bit of tension.*

now Darth Velte, calm yourself. our guest is unaccustomed to us.

Annat, how do you fancy heading to Tatooine to survey the planet. i am interested in setting up a training academy there. Thule is nice but a bit barron and out of the way.

*sheathes saber*

Fair enough, don't get catty with me. This does mean I'll have to trash your room...

Tatooine is a barren hole, not truly suitable for an academy, and besides. If my ex-padawan comes looking for me, Tatooine is the first place he will look...

I don't trust you, mr. Jedi Knight.

I like Thule. The city's called Kessia.

I vote we keep it.

ahem, people, invasion of the Jedi Order, can we keep our minds on business please.

yes Darth Velte, Thule will be our base of operations, but i feel we need to expand into the galaxy also.

very well Annat. how about Bespin?

I'm with fluffy on this one.