h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*opens all the nearest airlocks*

We're on Thule you fool.

But I suspect you came here to kidnap the ex-padawans who chose to join us.

No, I came for a reason...

*drops to one knee*

Master...

*looks mistrustful*

Oh get up...
I apologise if I don't entirely trust you on this one. I suspect some spying.

But someone adept in the force is always useful.
Grab yourself a room
and we'll see what Hored thinks.

*stands up*
Now this wouldn't be the dark side if we all trusted each other. And I don't need a room, I sleep in my ship, if you would be so kind as to repair it....

you can get in it without needing the part I took.
I don't want you going anywhere apart from the corridors, the landing bay, and bridge. Understood? Not without supervision, until Hored gets here and can give us a second opinion.

Would you like me to bring you some food, later.
I'll serve it with a poison snooper.

I'll be fine without food. I still have my substitutes.

*force pulls smokes from pocket, ignites on lightsaber*

Got an ashtray in this place? Specifically one in a place I'm not banned from....

*looks decidedly nervous*

I really need a second opinion here...

*picks up a small tray..*

here you go.

You sure you don't want food? I can cook a mean Frittered Thulian Snagglebeast.

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*enters the bridge from the corridor, as opposed to climbing through an air duct it is quite logical*

*looks around the bridge and ignores the floating <>*

so what's new today.

*notices the new figure on the bridge and stares hard at him*

who might you be?

he was a jedi. The knight. I don't trust him, I've disabled his ship. He claims he wants to join us.

*continues to stare at the new figure*

and what is his name?

*flicks cig ash onto the floor*

That all depends on who's asking.