A Conversation for The Red Star: Imperial Transport Vessel and Base of Operations

Light Saber Construction Area

Post 1

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

large metal crates of finely crafted parts are placed around a few work benches, each equiped with soldering irons and plentiful tools. A large box containing transparent crystals sits next to a harmonics booth, placing the crystal in the booth and programming in the light frequencies you require means any colour is acheivable.


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Post 2

Terran

I require the knowledge to build a blue-blade light sabre


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Post 3

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*posts up a large chart indicating how to build a lightsaber, with numbered parts and everything. Then walks around numbering the crates*

smiley - biggrin


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Post 4

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

do you want a nice royal blue?
One edge or two?

*places a crystal in the harmonics booth*


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Post 5

Terran

Hmm... one edge to start with I think, and Royal Blue would be excellent smiley - ok


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Post 6

Ge'bus Owmou (keeper of the slapping chickens)

Ok what i'm trying to build is a blood-red saber (I'm on the dark side now) with a twisted ebony handle.

And then a second saber of the same sort only in the size of a dagger.


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Post 7

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*programs in a few numbers into the harmonics booth, and a pleasant noise, like a wet finger on a crystal wine glass is heard. The crystal turns a lovely royal blue*

There.
Nice noise, isn't it?

*places the crystal on the table.*

Right. How are you with a soldering iron, or you can have on of those in the premade box?


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Post 8

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Nice choice Ge'bus.
Very artistic.


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Post 9

Terran

*Picks up Soldering Iron*

Done this loads of times... though admitedly not with a light sabre smiley - huh


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Post 10

Ge'bus Owmou (keeper of the slapping chickens)

Thanks smiley - biggrin

though the handle will be hard to make i assume...


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Post 11

Terran

*Solders*


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Post 12

Ge'bus Owmou (keeper of the slapping chickens)

So now what do I do?


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Post 13

Ge'bus Owmou (keeper of the slapping chickens)

*looks at chart*

Ok I need a crystal..

*walks over to the harmonics booth and stares blankly at it*


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Post 14

Ge'bus Owmou (keeper of the slapping chickens)

*decides to find a sutible handle*

*walks over to crates and starts tinkering with stuff*


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Post 15

Terran

*continues to read instructions*


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Post 16

Ge'bus Owmou (keeper of the slapping chickens)

*Shapes two blocks of light-weight ebony for handles and then hollows them out*


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Post 17

Ge'bus Owmou (keeper of the slapping chickens)

Ok now I need the instruments...

*looks at chart*

*grabs some oddly shaped metalic instruments and lots of wires and heads to a work bench*


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Post 18

[...]

This is exactly why I didn't want a darkside yet


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Post 19

Ge'bus Owmou (keeper of the slapping chickens)

shouldn't you have <> around you?


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Post 20

[...]

shouldn't /you/ have went through space?


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