h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually I was wondering about that too but I wasn't going to argue seeing as that was my first fight.

WHAT FIGHT?!

Flight

Well, must get back to making my lightsaber...

*disappears out of existence*

*Reads "How-To" on Harmonics Booth*

*programs for two Blood-Red sabers drops in the crystals and starts up the machine*

*takes out the crystals and puts them in the sabers*

There I think that should do it...

*Reads "How-To" on Harmonics Booth*

*programs for two Blood-Red sabers drops in the crystals and starts up the machine*

*takes out the crystals and puts them in the sabers*

There I think that should do it...

Now to take a walk...

*walks back in*

Very good. I like the idea of a light-dagger.

*thinks about making herself a black one*

no. A light Whip!
It'll need some kind of destabiliser to make it act like a proper whip....

*starts to fiddle with a lightsaber hilt, and rearranges some of the circutry with a soldering iron, switches it on, and flicks it*

....


......

*recovers from the mild concussion and realises she had the poles inverted. Corrects it, switches it on and flicks it, the plain translucent blade responds, curling just like a real whip.

Takes out the crystal, and turns it black with the harmonics booth*

There

black light-sabre, black light-whip.

*splits a chair in half with a crack*

Niiiiice.. long range.

*sits down at a bench and checks her 'sabre and 'whip over*

All in good order

If I'm going to a crowded place best to not look like this.
*shifts into her fully human shape, and staggers at the loss of her tail throws her briefly off balance*

Bit of a disadvantage.

*dresses in some loose trousers, which she secures with a tough leather belt, and a tough armoured top, which should defend her from a blaster hit or knife blow, and also disguises her femininity, on top of this she puts a large simple cloak with a hood, and wraps a black scarf around her face leaving her eyes clear, and making her unrecognisable, necessary due to the enemies she'd made on Bespin*

Now, weapons.

*hooks the light weapons into her belt, along with five small balls which detonate with a mild explosion, a rope which she ties around her waist, a small pair of force restrictors which go inside her cloak (the one with razors sown into the hem), some precious metals for trade, a small dagger goes in each boot, and a blaster is obviously displayed at her hip in order to deter the less determined mugger.*

Right. That should do.

*totters unsteadily to Shadow*