h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and with ham was quite taken(4)

Then her abdomen swelled, causing talk (5a)

So she married the butcher, O'Rourke (5b)

Now she waddles when you see her walk (5c)

Take your pick, or better yet, write an improved version

and she lives and she dies by the fork(5)

a young lady once had a truck(1)

and in the deep mud it got stuck, (2)

her wheels they did spin(3)

The tyres got thin (4)

Caper Plip

so she left it and said what the f8CK

Oh wasn't that just bad luck

Oh wasn't that just bad luck (5)

There was a young woman from Frant (1)

who ofyen retorted i can't(2)

She refused to accept

all her life she'd been kept(4)

and ran off with giant red ant

(depands how you pronounce the original FRANT - personally I'm from the north so didn't understand why it was rhymed with CAN'T)

and ran off with a giant red ant

(depands how you pronounce the original FRANT - personally I'm from the north so didn't understand why it was rhymed with CAN'T)

There was an old man who lived by a lock

Who only wore was a smelly old sock,

Who only wore a smelly old sock,

he got caught in the snoW(3)