A Conversation for Games Room

Limericks - Add One Line

Post 81

crazyhorse

but his wife didn't mind(4)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 82

Al Symer

She enjoyed all the jig-a-jig-jiggin'(5)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 83

crazyhorse

there once was a lady from kent(1)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 84

Al Symer


(There was a youg lady from Kent - 1)
Whose boyfriend's equipment was bent (2)

And to continue with BobCratchettsWife's posting 78 -

Fisherman George dropped his anchor (1)
And his shipmate reacted with rancour (2)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 85

crazyhorse

she cried out in pain(3)


they both nearly died(3)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 86

Al Symer


Then said, "Do it again", (4)

Mate said, "You'd better hide" (4)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 87

crazyhorse

and in at an agle he went(5)


were stuck on this reef now you wan*er(5)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 88

crazyhorse

there once was a man from tyrone(1)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 89

The Immoral Bard

Who mistook a small rat for a 'phone. (2)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 90

enin aVehS

he painted it orange


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 91

enin aVehS

(3)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 92

The Godfather of Cheesecake

Congratulations on choosing one of only 3 words in the Emglish language which has no rhyme!

Shall I have a go.....?

There was a young man from Tyrone (1)
Who mistook a small rat for a 'phone (2)
As he started to dial (3)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 93

caper_plip

With mammilary style (4)

Caper Plipsmiley - artist


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 94

taliesin

there once was a man from Tyrone (1)
who mistook a small rat for a phone (2)
he painted it orange (3)
just for the challenge (4)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 95

taliesin

...
As he started to dial (3)
With mammilary style (4)
It bit him clear through to the bone (5)
smiley - injured


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 96

crazyhorse

orange=doorhinge


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 97

taliesin

"he painted it orange
to match his doorhinge"

smiley - laugh


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 98

crazyhorse

there was an old lady from khartoum(1)


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 99

caper_plip

Who made a javelin shaped like a spoon (2)

Caper Plipsmiley - artist


Limericks - Add One Line

Post 100

The Godfather of Cheesecake

There once was a man from Tyrone
Who mistook a small rat for a phone
He painted it orange
To match his doorhinge
So his numbers all came through 'unknown'


Key: Complain about this post

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more