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Post 81

crazyhorse

but his wife didn't mind(4)


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Post 82

Al Symer

She enjoyed all the jig-a-jig-jiggin'(5)


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Post 83

crazyhorse

there once was a lady from kent(1)


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Post 84

Al Symer


(There was a youg lady from Kent - 1)
Whose boyfriend's equipment was bent (2)

And to continue with BobCratchettsWife's posting 78 -

Fisherman George dropped his anchor (1)
And his shipmate reacted with rancour (2)


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Post 85

crazyhorse

she cried out in pain(3)


they both nearly died(3)


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Post 86

Al Symer


Then said, "Do it again", (4)

Mate said, "You'd better hide" (4)


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Post 87

crazyhorse

and in at an agle he went(5)


were stuck on this reef now you wan*er(5)


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Post 88

crazyhorse

there once was a man from tyrone(1)


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Post 89

The Immoral Bard

Who mistook a small rat for a 'phone. (2)


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Post 90

enin aVehS

he painted it orange


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Post 91

enin aVehS

(3)


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Post 92

The Godfather of Cheesecake

Congratulations on choosing one of only 3 words in the Emglish language which has no rhyme!

Shall I have a go.....?

There was a young man from Tyrone (1)
Who mistook a small rat for a 'phone (2)
As he started to dial (3)


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Post 93

caper_plip

With mammilary style (4)

Caper Plipsmiley - artist


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Post 94

taliesin

there once was a man from Tyrone (1)
who mistook a small rat for a phone (2)
he painted it orange (3)
just for the challenge (4)


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Post 95

taliesin

...
As he started to dial (3)
With mammilary style (4)
It bit him clear through to the bone (5)
smiley - injured


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Post 96

crazyhorse

orange=doorhinge


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Post 97

taliesin

"he painted it orange
to match his doorhinge"

smiley - laugh


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Post 98

crazyhorse

there was an old lady from khartoum(1)


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Post 99

caper_plip

Who made a javelin shaped like a spoon (2)

Caper Plipsmiley - artist


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Post 100

The Godfather of Cheesecake

There once was a man from Tyrone
Who mistook a small rat for a phone
He painted it orange
To match his doorhinge
So his numbers all came through 'unknown'


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