h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Complacently stroking his madam (2)

(maybe not but I appreciate the **** humour!)

There was a young woman from Biarritz (1)

And loud was his mirth (3)

He said, with a grin, (3)

oooops - we're in a bit of a fankle - perhaps Bobcratchettswife could summarise the verse so far?

At the size of her girth (4) (Sorry Simulpost!! )

Sure! Recap so far

In the garden of Eden was Adam (1)
Complacently stroking his Madam (2)
and loud was his mirth (3)
at the size of her girth (4)

(pray continue someone!)

I think line (4) has stumped everyone!

In the garden of Eden lay Adam (1)
Complacently stroking his Madam (2)
and loud was his mirth (3)
at the size of her girth (4) should probably be something like

For on all of the Earth (4) and then line (5) is easy!

There were only two balls and he had `em! (5)

(Can't see the problem myself but I may have lost the plot somewhere)
That he promptly passed her to Saddam!(5)

Let's start again - sorry if I've confused the issue!

Oh yours is much better "Born on the"...

There was a young woman from Biarritz(1)

There was a young lady called Lottie (1)

(obvious I'm afraid! (don't worry if we simulpost this time, we'll just do both and see what happens! )

who liked to get spanked on the bottie (1)

She said "This is grotty" (3)

I'm not just your totty (4)

and withat he gladly did throttle

There was an old man from Wigan (1)

Fisherman George dropped his anchor (1) (Bye for now)

who had been blessed from his birth with a biggun(2)

There was an old man from Wigan,
who'd been blessed from his birth with a biggun.
He complained all the time (3)