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Post 101

The Godfather of Cheesecake

There was an old lady from Khartoum (1)
Who made a javelin shaped like a spoon (2)
Every time that she threw it (3)


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Post 102

The Godfather of Cheesecake

There was an old lady from Khartoum (1)
Who made a javelin shaped like a spoon (2)
Every time that she threw it (3)
The wind gusted, and blew it (4)


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Post 103

crazyhorse

till one day it enter her womb


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Post 104

The Godfather of Cheesecake

A long time ago in Kentucky (1)


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Post 105

GreenHayGirl

An old farmers son got so lucky (2)


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Post 106

The Godfather of Cheesecake

He went out of his way (3)


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Post 107

crazyhorse

for a roll tn the hay(4)


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Post 108

The Godfather of Cheesecake

'til he realised he was [email protected] a wookie!! (5)


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Post 109

The Godfather of Cheesecake

When young alfie grew into a man (1)


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Post 110

crazyhorse

he decided to use his left hand(2)


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Post 111

GreenHayGirl

He took a firm hold (3) smiley - biggrin


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Post 112

crazyhorse

as if digging fer gold(4)


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Post 113

GreenHayGirl

but it falling right off was unplanned! (5)


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Post 114

crazyhorse

there once was a lady from glasgow(1)


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Post 115

Al Symer


Who spent all one day watching grass grow (2)


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Post 116

crazyhorse

she watered it once(3)


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Post 117

Al Symer


Observed by a ponce (4)


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Post 118

crazyhorse

who is workin her sellin her ass now(5)


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Post 119

Teuchter

There once was ayoung lad from Maidenhead (1)


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Post 120

crazyhorse

who spent all his days laid in bed(2)


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