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What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 1, 2000
How about
Liscence-To-Print-Money?
Out-Of-Sync?
The Rent Boys?
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Niz (soon to be gone) Posted Dec 1, 2000
How about:
Tone Deaf and talentless a duo of two lads Savage Garden style and their first single would be called " Need hair on our balls "
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Andy Posted Dec 1, 2000
Top Of The Pops might not approve of a young boy called Org.ee prancing around on the stage.
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Showpony Posted Dec 2, 2000
Probably not - but they've proved they have no taste by insisting on repeatedly playing Who Let The Dogs Out or whatever it's called.
How about Net.ee?
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
MaW Posted Dec 2, 2000
* screams *
Someone save us from mindless, repetitive dance music, please!! I remember once Top of the Pops had someone, I think called Darude or something like that, who was supposed to be one of the best British dance DJs... I think they have to call them DJs because if they called them musicians they'd be breaching advertising regulations... anyway, the noise was bad... very very bad... I could go on forever about the evils of dance music, apart from the very, very few acts who have displayed some talent, although normally in the wrong direction. Such as Alice Deejay, who need more variation in their lyrics, and Delerium, who did a wonderful adaptation of a Mediaeval Baebes song but had they gotten the Baebes to re-record the lyrics with slightly altered rythmn (which I don't think would have spoiled the lyrics), the result would have been brilliant rather than just stunning.
Oh yes, since the Teletubbies had a No.1 hit in the UK, we need to move on to their successors, the Tweenies. Which leads me to the name of the next manufactured pop group
2-Weenies
or 2-Wieners, if you insist.
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
fabbers - Patron saint of dodgy kids TV programs Posted Dec 3, 2000
How about "annoyance"
fabbers - never eat the yellow snow
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Researcher 1967 Posted Dec 4, 2000
how about Grandma was a Junkey?
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 4, 2000
Darude is Finnish. But that doesnt stop him from being dire
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
MaW Posted Dec 4, 2000
Definitely not. And he's awful.
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
C Hawke Posted Apr 1, 2001
Damn, read this entire thread, hoping someone had saide
Hear'Say
So we could mount a legal challenge and get them stopped,
Oh well, too late now.
BTW this is not new, I cannot beleive that all those 60s bands thought of their own names.
CHawke
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
shrinkwrapped Posted Apr 1, 2001
I think that someone should make a manufactured metal band, and call it...
"Here'sy"! AAAHAHAHAHAA!
HAHAHAHA!
Ha ha!
Ha... heh... oh.
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Andy Posted Apr 1, 2001
Hear'Say (as of yesterday, i think) have their own tribute band.
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 1, 2001
Did you hear how the boys from S Club 7 were done for possetion of dope? [which, i might add for the benefit of any children and/or moderators around, is very bad for you, and i utterly condemn]
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
shrinkwrapped Posted Apr 1, 2001
I did indeed.
Pity their careers weren't ruined like that Richard Bacon - condemned to spend eternity roving on the Big Breakfast!
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
a girl called Ben Posted Apr 2, 2001
Drinking in a bar the other evening, we came up with the name "Short Term Memory Loss" ... but it would only have worked in the days when groups were bands and music was rock. Since I can't remember those days, I must have been there 
agcB
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Apr 2, 2001
How about Dosh?
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Apr 3, 2001
Back in the late fifties Dosh was lead singer for the Three Dots.
In the late sixties formed Three Dosh Night.
Went Disco in the seventies as a Doshing Queen.
Been in rehab for twenty years. The new group is Dosh Dosh Dosh Dot Dot Dot. Real low-tech accoustic funk - with soul.
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
magrat Posted Apr 3, 2001
I remember the first series of aust tv show "POPSTARS", where everybody was trying to guess their name, and my personal favourite out of the rumours was "Poptart"
too cool 
btw 'boyzone' is pretty big here in Oz
What's a good name for the next maufactured pop group?
magrat Posted Apr 3, 2001
I remember the first series of aust tv show "POPSTARS", where everybody was trying to guess their name, and my personal favourite out of the rumours was "Poptart"
too cool
btw 'boyzone' is pretty big here in Oz
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- 41: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 1, 2000)
- 42: Niz (soon to be gone) (Dec 1, 2000)
- 43: Andy (Dec 1, 2000)
- 44: Showpony (Dec 2, 2000)
- 45: MaW (Dec 2, 2000)
- 46: fabbers - Patron saint of dodgy kids TV programs (Dec 3, 2000)
- 47: MaW (Dec 3, 2000)
- 48: Researcher 1967 (Dec 4, 2000)
- 49: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 4, 2000)
- 50: MaW (Dec 4, 2000)
- 51: C Hawke (Apr 1, 2001)
- 52: shrinkwrapped (Apr 1, 2001)
- 53: Andy (Apr 1, 2001)
- 54: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 1, 2001)
- 55: shrinkwrapped (Apr 1, 2001)
- 56: a girl called Ben (Apr 2, 2001)
- 57: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Apr 2, 2001)
- 58: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Apr 3, 2001)
- 59: magrat (Apr 3, 2001)
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