h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How about

Liscence-To-Print-Money?

Out-Of-Sync?

The Rent Boys?

How about:

Tone Deaf and talentless a duo of two lads Savage Garden style and their first single would be called " Need hair on our balls "

Top Of The Pops might not approve of a young boy called Org.ee prancing around on the stage.

Probably not - but they've proved they have no taste by insisting on repeatedly playing Who Let The Dogs Out or whatever it's called.

How about Net.ee?

* screams *

Someone save us from mindless, repetitive dance music, please!! I remember once Top of the Pops had someone, I think called Darude or something like that, who was supposed to be one of the best British dance DJs... I think they have to call them DJs because if they called them musicians they'd be breaching advertising regulations... anyway, the noise was bad... very very bad... I could go on forever about the evils of dance music, apart from the very, very few acts who have displayed some talent, although normally in the wrong direction. Such as Alice Deejay, who need more variation in their lyrics, and Delerium, who did a wonderful adaptation of a Mediaeval Baebes song but had they gotten the Baebes to re-record the lyrics with slightly altered rythmn (which I don't think would have spoiled the lyrics), the result would have been brilliant rather than just stunning.

Oh yes, since the Teletubbies had a No.1 hit in the UK, we need to move on to their successors, the Tweenies. Which leads me to the name of the next manufactured pop group

2-Weenies

or 2-Wieners, if you insist.

How about "annoyance"

fabbers - never eat the yellow snow

Irksome Foursome

how about Grandma was a Junkey?

Darude is Finnish. But that doesnt stop him from being dire

Definitely not. And he's awful.

Damn, read this entire thread, hoping someone had saide

Hear'Say

So we could mount a legal challenge and get them stopped,

Oh well, too late now.

BTW this is not new, I cannot beleive that all those 60s bands thought of their own names.

CHawke

I think that someone should make a manufactured metal band, and call it...

"Here'sy"! AAAHAHAHAHAA!

HAHAHAHA!

Ha ha!

Ha... heh... oh.

Hear'Say (as of yesterday, i think) have their own tribute band.

Did you hear how the boys from S Club 7 were done for possetion of dope? [which, i might add for the benefit of any children and/or moderators around, is very bad for you, and i utterly condemn]

I did indeed.

Pity their careers weren't ruined like that Richard Bacon - condemned to spend eternity roving on the Big Breakfast!

Drinking in a bar the other evening, we came up with the name "Short Term Memory Loss" ... but it would only have worked in the days when groups were bands and music was rock. Since I can't remember those days, I must have been there

agcB

How about Dosh?

Back in the late fifties Dosh was lead singer for the Three Dots.
In the late sixties formed Three Dosh Night.
Went Disco in the seventies as a Doshing Queen.
Been in rehab for twenty years. The new group is Dosh Dosh Dosh Dot Dot Dot. Real low-tech accoustic funk - with soul.

I remember the first series of aust tv show "POPSTARS", where everybody was trying to guess their name, and my personal favourite out of the rumours was "Poptart"

too cool

btw 'boyzone' is pretty big here in Oz

I remember the first series of aust tv show "POPSTARS", where everybody was trying to guess their name, and my personal favourite out of the rumours was "Poptart"

too cool

btw 'boyzone' is pretty big here in Oz