h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

true... I have, also, apparently lost weight on my thighs as someone recently pointed out I have stretch marks there Still like to reduce my 'belly' size a bit... although with the new corset, dieting won't necessarily be required for that

Yes but surely the body is like a tube of toothpaste, squeeze the middle and the surplus must be displaced to each end even if it is a slow process.

...which makes exercise of the extremities all the more important, mind as well convert it to muscle rather edema...

Genious! yes! my tight lacing in the new corset, will allow me to grow a bottom! and... if I'm lucky... larger chest too OH... lordy...

Interesting a figure like Barbara Windsor mmm

Never mind trousers a sparkly frock might be more appropriate thee big leather boots of yours will look just right

*takes out written copy of 'personal mantra', and adds the line to it, -
"Never trust anyone on hootoo for fashion or clothing advice" although... actually... could be very 'me'.... - I aim more for the madonna look than country and westurn singers, mind.... I say 'aim for', not necessarily 'reach' mind.... I'm not quite the right.... soemthing.... to pull off the Madonna mid-80s look.... hmm.... yet

You're not going to trust what I'm about to tell you, but there are companies that will sell you padded underwear so that your butt *appears* to be larger than it really is.

You could also rub botcho or fish oil on the desired areas, but I'm a little dubious of that, myself.

Would it be so terrible to just develop your muscles by exercise? Granted, not everyone has a natural tendency to get big muscles, but most people can get their muscles at least a little bit bigger.

Or, get a good tailor and accept what you are.

Yes... I do know of the existance of such underwear Well.... I do try to get as much exercise for my bottom as possible... It just hasn't semeed to help Its not such a big... or indeed little... deal... really... and... how on earth did we end up discussing my bottom? I'm sure it wasn't me who started it?!

Isn't there an injection available for that sort of thing "buttox" or some such name best ask the doc.

Oh dear....

For a really superbly developed gluteus maximum, have you ever seen the Spanish artists Degas' self portrait with his family?

In his youth, in an age before mechanical conveyances, he worked as a porter.

It was the custom for porters to compete on weight of consignments they could carry, distance they could carry and speed with which they could make deliveries, which is still the custom with Turkish porters, called 'hamils' an porters elsewhere in the Mideast.




For a good feminine example of the same, you might study Jane Fonda. She probably!y picked up a little of that gluteus maximum deve?opment on her legendary hike from Saigon to Hanoi back during the Viet Nam war, but kept it up with long distance hiking long afterward.

I do a lot o walking... doesn't seem to help much though Useually three or so hours, three times a week, plus when I'm away, useually a lot more than that, each day away

Perhaps twerking would help.

Get out in the country paved streets are not as good hills are the things.

8 miles over the Hampshire downs will do you good

SAdly mostly in the city here... though often down by the river, and when I'm at William's, proper country lanes and the like.. No real hill walking though... all too flat round East Anglia

Get a tent and camping gear, you can hire it and go off for the weekend. Pub lunches nice weather if you want b and bnisvan excellent second option the new forest is wonderful.

William and I keep meaning to get some gear for camping... I used to have stuff years and years ago, - at least I've still got my decent hiking boots, but no proper rucksacks tent gear, or sleeping bags anymore Well... the outdoors is healthy, and everything... and... offers some other... err... oppertunitys for... varied physical activities

Well whats stopping you the forest is an excellent for some Various physical activites. Don't disturb the

Don't use the cu** word in front of them - they find that *very* disturbing!

Proximity to a hill is helpful.

In my twenties, I had a hill about 100 meters higher than the surrounding plain at about half a mile away.

The slope was rather steep and the first time I climbed it, it took me over an hour and I was huffing and puffing from the exertion when I finally got to the top.

After a few seeks of daily climbs, I was running the distance and back in about ten minutes.