h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm guessing the time consumed would be lessened if they were not discrete events. Though, then, they would necessarily have to be quite discreet events one assumes.


Geggs

Well this is also from the time before the era when Persia marched an army of a MILLION MILLION MEN* to conquer Greece, the Athenian navy had a MILLION BILLION ships and Hector had personally slain a TRILLION BILLION foes etc. etc.

Perhaps someone was exaggeration for effect (and maybe propoganda?).

As for Castro - yeah right. And still got time for the communist revolution.




*Yes I know they didn't use millions but Herodotus does claim a million me iirc and it's considered unlikely (wrong).

you could go for quickies, orgies in your time off, to keep the numbers up and still have time to spare for a revolution

Ever heard of delegation

I'm sure that Castro fellow had people working under him to boost those numbers.

Erratum: I should have typed:

I'm sure that Castro fellow had members working under him to boost those numbers.

and there was me thinking all members were supposed to be equal

Well he certainly wasn't wanting to single any lady out for special attention by the sound of it

I believe that some members are more equal than others.

Matron.

PP.

Confidence is important. Some are just more cocksure than others.

When it comes to propogation of the race, some just don't pussyfoot around.

Is pussyfooting allowed on the offical count according to swl's law?

(shuffles through the backlog) Where is swl's law?

'Officially it only counts if the woman reaches orgasm, which would probably reduce his total considerably.


And a lot of other people's too '

post 299 or something

Ah gotcha - interesting rule there, in that some fertility experts maintain female orgasm betters the chances of conception.

Some time back I saw a documentary on either Attila the Hun or Genghis Khan where the idea was put forth that said conquerer made sure to have sex with most females in the villages he conquered, thereby insuring that he basically not only fathered a nation but maybe even a large proportion of the human race.

Why don't we have a baby smiley?

To make a smiley, first we need a smiley and a smiley who each other very much, as well as a , or smiley...

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Ron Jeremy may not be adding more to his current total - http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-ron-jeremy-hospitalized-aneurysm-porn-star-icu-20130130,0,2055926.story

Dicky heart?

PP.

Rolf Harris?

Mol

I certainly hope not
Everyone's innocent until proven guilty, until he is convicted I will not assume the worst.

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